Dongs

That's Rex Woodbury.

Thanks he’s on sniffles

>>434041 pics of his profile?

>>434049 definitely not him. is he using a fake profile pic?

Idk but he sent a dick pic

And he wants to meet

>>434051 post it?

I promised I wouldn’t post nudes and I don’t have a VPN so. But it’s a nice cock

post it, please. you don't need a vpn to post anonymously

This wasn’t on his insta

Post the dick pic

>>434038

He's a slab of free use meat who can be fucked and sucked whenever and however you want. It has no rights. If is pure pig. Horny for all random cock and boi pussy he can experience.

>>434051 post the dick

Has anyone actually hooked up in nyc with Rex or his bf?

>>434057 Lmao you are being catfished. These photos are clearly not of Rex.

You can tell it’s him bc of the mole on his right pec. Cross referenced his instagram

If he blocks me I’ll post hole

Pole*

>>434112 are gay men really this gullible and clueless lmao. So you’re saying that tiny mole in that shirtless pic is the same as Rex’s mole on his right pec. Lmao they’re not even in the same location.

They clearly are

>>434115 just post it

You’re welcome

>>434159 can anyone match the background to their place lol

FUCK is Ian on sniffles?

>>434159 idk this looks too hairy for it to be him

>>434118 gay men are so easy to catfish because they generally think they deserve someone who is hotter than they are.

It’s so obvious that none of these pics are Rex, how does anyone with eyes fall for shit like this...

>>434207
boomer eyes barely work, friend

That’s literally what every white cut cock looks like

>>434038 wanna weave his wispy pit hairs into a blanket for my cut cock

I used to wonder how gay guys were always being cat-fished but now I understand. Y’all will believe anything as long as they use a photo of a generic attractive man. OP, ask the guy to video call you and see what happens 🤡

>>434298 as if the OP wasn’t a catfish himself

Y’all are just sad bc you could never pull a hottie like him. Jealousy is a disease, get well soon 💋

>>434382 Jealous... that you got catfished and apparently still refuse to accept it? Lmao

>>434382 turns out you couldn't either lol

>>434382 hot people don’t brag about being hot on an anonymous message board. You’re def fugly as shit

>>434545 lolololol

>>434545 hahahaha

notice he hasn't replied since

>>434622 When you see them both in person, they aren’t as attractive as on social media. They are big/tall, and Ian is definitely more handsome. You won’t want to talk with either for more than a few minutes, you will get bored of hearing them try to talk about themselves.

You guys are losers.

I wonder if any real nudes of Rex or Ian will ever surface. I know the answer is probably no, given their curated professional reputations, but I'm still holding out hope that one day, something will leak.

What “professions” does Rex have other than seeking to be a kept boy?

I can just tell most of you haven’t read a book in years.

nasty pits

>>435407 I can just tell your peepee is 2 inches hard.

>>435169 It's a full time job

>>435169

He comes from money so he actually went to one of the crappier Ivies and got a free high paying job at some bank or consulting firm or investment firm or whatever.

I can't remember the details, but he's a nepo baby 100

>>435598 he worked at Goldman after undergrad and then went to Stanford for grad school.

It's a combo of being upper middle class and generically handsome that's given him an upper hand - his family's not wealthy but they're more well off than average

>>435683

LOL they are definitely more than upper middle class honey.

Did you see his stories from Christmas a few years back in his familial palace in Lincoln Park Chicago?

I think they are old money. No real interesting business making them ultra rich but when your "upper middle class" status is engrained like that it helps.

Also he went to Dartmouth which I am assuming was the low tier Ivy mentioned.

Is this the guy who had some weird essay about his mom who died when he was a baby or something? I always thought that was a weird way to come out, bringing a deceased parent up.

>>435690 Ian's family is from Chicago. If I remember correctly, Rex's family is from Arizona or Nevada. Somewhere dry, like their personalities

>>435730 Savage. But NOT wrong.

>>435730

Honestly who can remember which is which

>>435730 thankfully they have other assets