Archive/Dongs 2021

he def has big dick energy
so cocky

Apparently he’s STRAIGHT, married, and has two kids. Seems like his social media persona is a bit of a lie.

lmao, apparently every rando white dude y'all see on soc media has a big dick. girl, please. he's probably average or smaller, lbr.

>>381225 he’s like 6’5” and very thick. He’s a big guy, I bet his dick is big. Doesn’t matter though since he only uses gays for clout.

His big thick cock is reserved for pussy only.

>>381226 Isn't that twitter gay broiled crawfish 6'5" also and fit as fuck? Meanwhile, his dick is teeny-tiny. Let's get a grip, people.

>>381230 Right. Most guys are small to average. We see the big dicks because it’s self selection. If you have a big one you want to show it off. I have tons of female friends and I really hear them talking about their big dick bfs/husbands.

^Also, we should normalize hot guys small to average dicks. Bet there would be a lot more on here and elsewhere if the gays weren’t allergic to anything less than a 9 inch cock

Do we think this guy is actually straight? He seems gay as fuck to me.

Yeah he even posts shit about being gay. Doesn’t seem straight at all to me.

>>381275 he’s married with kids though. What’s up with that?

Gay married with gay kids?

>>381281 lol no married to a woman

How is this man straight? He seems gay as fuck to me. Maybe he is and that’s why he hides his wife and kids.

>>381560 Or maybe he just doesn’t fit all of your notions of heteronormativity?

you just know it’s big. hope someone has something

I matched with him on Bumble once before he was TikTok famous. We chatted a bit and talked about meeting up for coffee. Kind of shocked to find out he’s married to a woman.

bumping this. anything?

Would love to see his big “straight” cock. He seems like the kind of guy who married young and had kids to avoid having to come out. No wonder he has so much anxiety.

he def has bde

Can we get grabs of the wife and insta and stuff? Seems hard to believe he's straight

>>381897 search Melanie Thill on Facebook or Instagram and you’ll find her. She’s well hidden.

Another one.

He has kids??? 🤯

Hold up this guy is not straight. We went on a date early last year after meeting on an app and then he ghosted me. I can’t believe he’s married with children.

i mean he could be divorced right? because he lives on other gays tiktoks (like he is always commenting lmao).

what’s the tea from the dates?

>>382425 still married and living with his wife and kids. He just hides them away on social.

there's this whole thing where gay guys and their best Judy "start a family" or whatever, but have an open relationship. I know some are late-in-life closet cases, but there are also some out there thinking they're just being super progressive, etc. I personally think it's messy af, but I mean who am I? Go awf, sis. lol

>>382520 not much tea. Met up for coffee and walked around a bit. A quick kiss at the end but that’s it. Chatted about our jobs and life and he never once mentioned he was married. Explains why he ghosted me afterwards.

Can we expose him already?

He’s got a big fat cock he likes to fuck boys with on the DL

Prove it

We used to chat about hooking up a couple years back. I didn’t save pics since it was all DMs but he would tell me how much he wanted to shoot his load inside me. We almost met up once but he chickened out and ghosted me.

>>384132 did you see the goods?

>>384597 I did. It was pretty big. And hairy.

he's straight. he's married with kids. none of you anon weirdos had sex with him. he ghosted none of you. not one person on this slutty platform knows how big his cock is. just stop. it's stupid. you're pathetic. let's see real gay dick and stop clogging up the board with bullshit. thanks.

>>384614 you're just jealous you didn't have him shoot his load in your ass with his hairy cock like all these other guys clearly are being truthful about.

>>384617 hilarious. you're a delusional pos. i stand by what i wrote. he is straight, married, with kids, and has never done anything with guys. prove me wrong, girls. prove me fucking wrong!

>>384612 liar

>>384628 are you friends with him or something? Just curious how your claims are any more valid than other people on here.

Pretty sure he’s a closet case. He talks about Britney, Hillary Duff, Sex & The City, Gilmore Girls, and The Bachelor all the time. If he’s not gay then he’s purposely hiding his wife and kids to appeal to the gays for follows and likes.

>>384806

That's exactly what it is. Queerbaiting by omission and letting people assume based on his pop culture references.

he can queerbait me whenever he wants

so there’s nothing out there?

>>389062 I guess not

I wish someone would expose this closet case

there’s something so hot about him

anything ever come out about him?

>>413609 nope. He just continues to live his life like a single guy who seems gay. Meanwhile he has a wife and kids he just seemingly ignores.

I grew up with Rod in the burbs and always got awkward fat gay kid vibes from him. But his whole family is super super religious, and then he got married in 2016 and had kids right away. I really do think he’s gay and just suppressed it for all these years. It’s wild to me how famous he is, and he’s still hiding a huge piece of his life from everyone.

Looks like he got his thread on LPSG taken down because it was suddenly deleted. Hmmm.

you just know it’s big…