Archive/Dongs 2021

Guy on left is th3m1tchcas3 and guy on right is hc4lybb0b

Both in nyc

Guy on the right please

Anything on hc@lyb0b

Talked to hcaly once on Grindr and he’s done vids before so I know they’re out there

anything from m1tch or husband? husband has an alt twitter but i've never seen it

>>318951 yuck

>>322519 oh fuck does anyone have the alt?

Lbr no one is here for Mitch just the husband lol

They both are fugly. This must be a self-post fishing for compliments. #pass #nextplease

>>322544 are you stupid? What kind of a self post acknowledges that the person on the left is ugly? But he only plays with his husband who isn’t ugly so we’re looking for those vids

M1tch is sweet. His husband is too full of himself 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t really think Mitch is ugly per se, that’s not a particularly flattering picture of him. You can see he has a pretty tight body tho

>>322588 how so? Any stories?

Too much T

>>322684 as in you know they do meth or this thread has too much talking/not enough content?

I wanna eat Hc@ly’s butt

You thirst ho's really need a reality check if you think either of these men are hot.

>>322544 I thought it was a self-post too. That comment about one being ugly was made to elicit praise from these basic bitches who need more pics and vids.

>>322996 only want the guy on the left bc any vid that includes him will include his hot husband

>>322992 have you seen it? Pls share

>>322996 Face is kind of eh. The eyes weird me out a bit but the body is pretty bangable

HA HA HA HA! This is a joke post, right?

Can y’all stfu about this allegedly being a self post and actually just like post nudes

>>323305 yes thank you. Some of us are here for the nudes

>>318951
Visual proof that a square jaw doesn't necessarily look masculine!

They are both unattractive. Period. Move on.

>>323426 thanks for your opinion that no one asked for. How about a side of nudes to go with that?

>>323441 would rather not see these two wannabes nude

>>323452 then stfu and don’t come to this thread jfc

Woooooaaah!! SOMEONE is sure taking these comments VERY seriously. They're clearly hitting too close to home! Feels very....self defensive....ahem.

>>323516 oh no I used “stfu” and “jfc” oh wow such bad curse words oh nooo. It’s ppl like you that make this site annoying to use. We all just want nudes and instead we get thread upon thread with nothing but “oh wow he’s hot” or “he ugly.” If he’s not your type then move on like wtf.

>>323519 100. If you have nudes post them. If you don’t, move on. Ain’t nobody auditioning judges for Next Top Model.

Who thinks the porker wore the glasses better than these two turkeys??

>>323578
The only nude thats acceptable on this thread

>>323578 That is waaaaaay cuter than the fugly skinny thing in the first pic.

>>323578 omggg you’re sooo funnny. ANTM judge and a comedian such talenntttt. Can you be talented at sleuthing and get us some nudes while you’re at it

>>322519 anyone have mitch’s husbands alt?

Hot take I guess but the guy on the left is way more attractive. That furry V mmm

>>323578
Piglet for sure. The other two pigs look like shit.

>>323729 lol aw someone is pressed I called them stupid and now they’re pretending to be multiple ppl

>>323736
Seriously bro, ya gotta stop your white-knighting or self posting right now. He/you ain't floating anyone's boat.

>>323942 seriously bro, idgaf what you think and I’m going to keep trying to get his nudes.

I have both of their nudes (and the husbands) and the way all of you punks are acting, not a single one of you deserve them.

(They all have huge, beautiful dicks, by the way.)

>>323984 no one cares

>>323984 but you still bumped by thread tho so thanks bitch! Love ya

>>323981
Live in hope. DIE in despair. LOL

>>323984 please ignore the one moron who is posing as more than person. That troll prolly got dissed or rejected by them. The rest of us, who have respectfully posted on this thread (and aren’t the same person) would love to see. Thank you.

>>324049 I agree. Let’s ignore the trolls.

Honesty wanna be a white mans whore for Bobby and mitchs husband (but not Mitch) sksksksks

>>323984 please share.

Would rather hook up with Mitch than Brian. Mitch has a better personality.

>>324500 I keep hearing this. What’s wrong w mitchs husbands personality?

Ugh can someone just post nudes? So tired of chit chat

Where’s the guy who allegedly had these nudes

>>324832 he was prob lying.

No pics but still have two or three vids somewhere...

>>324966 this is like the same song sung on every thread...

I think this thread breaks the record for longest thread on MG without a single nude

>>325003
Yes, lets keep it going like this

>>325100 thanks for the bump

here ya go...

>>325412 you must truly hate yourself...deep down...I’m sorry.

How's that desperate search for pics and vids going for ya??
Yuk, yuk yuk....;)

>>325412 he is so much more interesting and sexier than the two fuglies in the OP

>>325462 most ppl just say oh I don’t find them hot and move on but the fact that you’re obsessively coming into this thread to bash them is so telling that these men have hurt you in real life. I’m sorry that you got hurt and I hope you can heal.

>>325579 the person begging online for pics of two fuglies is accusing someone else of being rejected in real life lololol

>>325653 as amusing as it is watching y’all go back and forth...

And I haven’t seen anyone “begging” on this thread. Perhaps save you...who seem to be begging for attention.

Let’s just ignore the troll and it will crawl back under the bridge from which it came.

Keep them heart sunglasses on instead...

>>325653 you spending a lot of time on this board so pot calling the kettle black

Like at least him asking for nudes is what this website is intended for like there’s a purpose there. What’s your purpose in trolling? Yikes

a bitter old queen seeking pics of another old queen: this thread is pure comedy gold;)

I’ve heard they do sex parties. Any pics

>>325757
How to stop an wild orgy in its tracks....

>>325757 yes or anyone have their Twitter alts

>>325761 yea Twitter alt would have vids and pics I imagine that would be even better if someone posted that

Mitch is a sweet heart with a tight body and a big dick. I follow his alt. Cant speak for hcaly or mitch’s husband. Haven’t seen their nudes. Y’all are just mean lol.

>>325791 do you mind sharing the alt

YIKES! The desperate queen is having convos with herself about the fugly pig's alt and 'encouraging' herself to share it with us...LOL. Brace yourselves: further unrequested and unwanted info is incoming....

>>325807 yes please share. Thank you

>>325791 I would think if you follow his alt that you could find his husband’s alt following that account.

ha ha ha! That just proves it. Keep talking to yourself queen, you'll never get the fugly pig's nudes...LOL

>>325869 we need an alt hunter on this Board

Can someone share either of their alts?

I like how mitchs husband is all BLM and now virtue signaling with the Asian hate crimes tweets but then you go to his likes and his following list it’s literally all just white people

>>326142
Not surprising. Virtue signalling is such a 'white thang' to do. LOL

>>325998 where’s the guy who said he had their nudes and the guy who had their alts??

>>326284
It is I.

>>326297 can you please share

>>326299
ONLY when the trolling stops. And if I can find on my drives..

>>326284 why do only ugly guys have alts?

>>326300 I mean it’s the internet and it’s malegeneral...expecting the trolling to stop is like...idk expecting Trump to stop spreading falsehoods about the election

>>326301
It's just what uglies and rejects do.....like this prime example here

>>326297 any sharing appreciated.

>>326446
Sis, you STILL shamelessly begging every poster to share this old queen's grizzled bussy!? LOL. I cannot.....

>>326446
Found 1 vid and 8 pics on my drive but I will NOT SHARE until the trolling stops.
In fact, if I see a dumbass troll comment I'll withhold the file for one week. Be nice - get rewarded!!

>>326544 interesting you post the same time as the troll. This troll must get no attention IRL

Longest self-post in the history of MG. Guys, get a hobby and stop fishing for compliments -- it's boring AF

Lol this is one of the trolliest sites there is, good luck.

Fuckers just can't help yourselves, can you?! I'm thru here for one week and I ain't sharing what I got till you show some RESPECT and appreciation.

>>326655 hahhaha. who cares? They're really not hot.

>>326555 Total self-post. It's fuckin' stoopid

>>326655 get over yaself, Mary. Ya ain't got shit.....

>>326663 80% of these messages are the ugly troll. I can’t imagine being so ugly on the inside to behave as ugly as he looks on the outside.

ugly attitude + even uglier self poster = 100% Comedy Gold

brianI is into himsefl too much.

>>326662
It's made worse that OP pretends it's not a self post. Game got given away when he responded to literally every single negative comment.

>>326679 I mean but in reality that’s what we all really want to see. People in this thread don’t really seem to get that

>>326849 if you want to see that then you should prob get your eyes checked. Ew

>>326857 I mean I do love white cock

I played with both these hotties and was not disappointed. Best fucking I ever had. Would love to see pics;))

>>327265 You need to get out more.

>>327283
Was going to say the same thing. This is bullshit! Old Leathery Moonface and Crop Top Tragic are not getting any.

>>327408 you can stop pretending to be multiple people. It is obvious to all the same person has been ceaselessly trolling this thread. If you have nothing better to do than endlessly troll a nude board thread take a look at your life. You’re literally on the bottom rung.

>>327468
You triggered bad!

I'm so fucking confused by this thread. In the OP, is the "ugly" guy on the left married to someone other than the bleached skinny skank on the right? And the husband of Mr. Ughs is supposedly hot? Is that correct? If so, who the fuck cares????

>>327471
If her husband' is the armpit flasher on the right, then she isn't 'hot' either. This is a dumpster fire of gay white mediocrity writ large.

>>327481 I agree. I am so confused by this whole thread about nothing. It makes me wonder why anyone is so desperate to see these two naked let alone fuck them.

>>327471 ugly guy is married to someone on DNP list but they always play together sooo if you can find the ugly husbands alt then you can see the hot husband lol. If someone also finds the hot husbands alt that would be great too

>>327481 armpit flasher isn’t the husband but I wouldn’t mind seeing him fuck too. Admittedly the first pic where he’s bleached is not hot. The second shirtless pic in this thread where he’s brunette and has no pornostache he looks pretty bangable

>>327544 Thank you for clearing this up.

>>327544 What's the alt for the guy in this thread?

>>318951
Burn this fucking thread - two ugly white guys and a supposedly 'hot husband' out there somewhere in the mist of never-never land is no reason to waste space here.

>>327544
Why does hot husband have Mr Ugly Armpit for his wife? Makes no sense. If he's hot he can score someone not ugly. No?

>>327564 np. I know they definitely have alts but I just can’t find them lol

>>327801
Thank god you can't find em!!

>>327926 you’ve literally trolled message. Do you have a job? We know you don’t have a life. No wonder you come here for a wank, cuz I’m sure no one gives you the time of day IRL

>>327968 lol at this person begging for nudes of a 3.5/10 that won’t voluntarily send them to him, accusing someone else of not getting action in real life

>>327971 maybe if you clean the Krispy Kreme off your hands, you can type a come-back that makes sense

>>328007
Maybe if you get checked for glaucoma it would explain your appalling 'taste' in butt-ugly, skanky, mediocre, middle-aged, leathery, white geriatrics who dress like teen girls? (And who won't respond to your desperation!)

>>328045 nom nom nom Krispy Kreme’s nom nom nom fat ugly loser life

How's that 'el desperado' pic search going for ya? LOL. nom nom nom...

Anyone curious about the husband...starts w B and format is NameColorAnimal

>>328128 b 🟫🐻

>>328133
I got it figured - BRIAN BROWN BEAR!

These rejects are not worth thirsting or trolling over. Period.

Alts please. No matter how tempting let’s just ignore the trolls guys

>>328316
Stooooop now, bro! You shameless begging.

Here is my daily dose of begging for the alts

ArianaGrandeAndWhatAboutIt.gif

I’m begging for alts again. Someone please help! Honestly don’t need pride when I can have nudes

Please!! Anything....I'm desperate enough to do anything.

And the alts are?

Bumping to keep the OP psycho's hopes alive.

There's got to be something out there you fuckers!

It’s been a week without trolling! Can we get the alts now?

What’s the husbands alt?