Dongs

>>447949 HAH

>>447956 I would gladly have Hank "Leslie Nielsen" Cain fist my hole. He's a hot pilot with 20/20 vision who can take me around the world unlike the rest of you fat daddys.

>>447919

Let's see her shitter and her friend's shitter too!

>>447956

Hey sisters, it's me @RealNoahSchnapp

I just wanted to say that ethnics and fatties are ruining Malegeneral. That's why I'm voting for Ron DeSantis in 2024

>>447970

Hi, @RealNoahSchnapp here.

I'm not racist. Two of my coworkers are black.

>>447919

Can we get the rape guy to consult us I whether or not he is rape-able?

>>447988

Hi, @RealNoahSchnapp here.

Isn't he the guy from Airplane? I'd love to have intercourse with him one day!

This thread better get nudes in it real quick.

I don't know how to describe him other than to say "bottom"

Anyone got his video??

>>455168

What's in the video?

He naked showing his butt

I only have screenshots

breedable

anybody know the story?

>>455298 that's not him. it's from some random lookalike account on twitter. they post celeb lookalikes all the time, they go viral and then people are too gullible to realize it's fake

He's a confirmed fag twink tho, so eventually he'll thirst for daddy cock bad enough that her pussy will leak eventually.

>>455307 he's in college surrounded by hot frat boys. he's getting good dick without even having to leave campus

>>455316

Fuck yeah. Imagine all the frat boys pumping their loads raw into his tight twink hole every single night.

He probably goes to class dripping with cum.

Fuck! how much drunk frat boy cock do you think he's getting??

>>456574 None with that sort of stank pits.

Alright, who’s got the pics of him getting out of the pool in his wet white boxers?

>>461329 Helluva bold move there for him. There is no way that
1) he didn't know they'd be see-through
and
2) that nobody saw his dick

>>461400 i bet she was hoping for some pool dick and wore that transparent piece of garb for her potential lovers to see the asshole clearly and aim right.

Some twink exposed Noah sliding into his DMs, and Noah got all pissy about it - hilarious given he posted that singer's DMs

https://twitter.com/RaurTaurNaur/status/1613383737311477766

Anyway, yeah he's a bottom and a size queen

>>461769
1) People who expose this kinda stuff for the tiniest bit of clout are absolutely moronic. Like congrats, you completely played yourself.

2) This is old news from back in January.

Surprised nothing has leaked of him yet tbh

>>461769

It was pretty obvious he was a bottom

>>461810
For real, why wouldn't you just use that slutty white actor twink pussy in peace?

If I had Noah Schnapps in my DMs I'd be raping his tight twink holes full of my fag cum and making him call my his fagmaster. His sissy dick tucked between his legs for safekeeping.

This slut

His nudes need to leak

>>464929 show us your stranger things Noah.

>>464930 😂 not his stranger things

Wonder how much dick he’s getting now that he’s back at college

>>469411 I’d like to see his dick.

Just in guys. Noah has hit her head on a wall while taking it up her cunt doggy style and is now promoting white supremacy and colonialism on her socials.

>>470452 cry harder bitch

>>470452 fuck you terrorist

>>470472 yeah, let's all support white people colonising POC lands.

>>470452

>her

kill yourself, nigger kike faggot

>>461769 who is the twink

>>470489 Under that logic, central americans are trying to colonize our lands. Fuck them and get them out of here, right?

Now seems like a good time for someone to leak him…

>>473999 There is nothing to leak

>>474038

I just can’t imagine he’s not stroking his dick with every guy he meets online.

>>474041 He's allegedly fucking that 30yo he's always hanging around with so idt he's looking online.

>>474044 LOL he a fag, of course he wants multiple boys

>>474044 which 30 yo?

I really hope we see nudes one day. Hard dick included. It could be a Christmas miracle.

If he wants to truly apologize he needs to be used by a group of hung Palestinian men on camera

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s packing

>>480361 I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted all of Palestine dead

I wouldn't blame him if he did.

>>480206 Jesus let it be. Stop with the Palestine stuff. Can’t we enjoy porn

He's not even cute tho, just young. Gawky and borderline ugly (a term I rarely use). I don't get it. And this has nothing to do with any of that Israel/Palestine shit. I've barely paid attention to any of it.

>>480379 You know he also works as a fashion model, right...?

>>480417 Well he’s famous. Lots of fashion models get work because of their proximity to fame not becuz of their looks. Look at all the nepo baby models.

If you don't think he's cute, you could just fuck off and let the rest of us enjoy ourselves.

>>480543 If you’re so bothered by someone on the internet having a different opinion, you could also just stay off the internet

He’s mid. Boohoo. Cry more.

How high up do you think he is in the str@nger things gang dick size rankings? Bigger than f$nn for sure.

>>486162 tiny. bordering on micro

Young, single, and horny gay dude and none of y'all can slide into his DMs for some dicks pics? Must all be withered old fats.

He certainly seems to always surround himself with hot buff older daddies

>>489146 he's into older men. that zionist dude he was dating that was involved in that whole "zionism is sexy" stickers that got noah cancelled was in his 30s

>>489154 I Googled and couldn't find anything about him dating anyone, let alone an older man.

Do you know his name?

>>489156 never paid attention to the dude's name. i remember people posting screenshots from his twitter where he was going all anti palestine.
if you watched that video of noah with the "zionism is sexy" stickers, there's a dude in the back, that's the boyfriend. don't know if they're still together or not tho