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No.193277 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 11:00] [Report] 1581350414463.jpg (28159 B, 810x445) [YIS] [GIS] [SNAP]
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Below is a MG Translation Guide. Feel free to add to the definitions.

"I heard" = "I am composing a piece of fan fiction because if I'd actually heard or read something, I'd be able to back that shit up."

"He's racist/homophobic/sexist." = I don't like him, and I want other people to not like him, too, so I'm going to level this horrible accusation at him, even though I can't actually back it up."

"He's full of himself/not very nice/a snob." = "He didn't respond to my DM."

"I actually know him very well/We're friends." = "He responded to one of my DMs one time."

"He's boring." = "He doesn't party."

"Self-post!" = "I don't find this person attractive, so clearly no one else would, either."

"Hi, [subject-of-post]!" = "I got called out for being a shit, or someone defended the guy, so rather than ignore the thread or own up to the fact that I'm a little shit, I'm going to deflect by suggesting that the only person who would defend the subject of the post against my shitheadedness would be the subject of the post himself. Again, I'm a little shit with no life and no friends."

"He's an escort." = "He seems to travel more than I do and spend more money than I do, and I can't work out the math, even though he's probably sleeping six to a hotel room with his friends. I don't have friends, so I don't understand splitting costs."

"He uses steroids." = "I went to the gym once, and I don't look like that now, so clearly no one else can, either."

"Ten inches" = "Eight inches"

"Nine inches" = "Seven inches"

"Eight inches" = "Six inches"

"Seven inches" = "Five inches"

"Small" = "Average"

"He's malnourished" = "His body fat is under 10%."

"He's obese." = "His body fat is over 12%."

"Spill the tea." = "Someone more creative than me write some fan fiction."

"He's had work done." = "He uses too much facetune."

"He looks old!" = "He doesn't use facetune."

"Hi, boomer!" = "I'm an immature little shit, so even though the person who called me out is likely a millennial, I'm going to act like they're the oldest person I've ever heard of and see if I can make them feel bad for possibly being older than me, even though they're probably not more than a decade older than I am if they are. I'm stupid, so even though I'm Gen Z, I think I'm a millennial, I've never heard of Gen X, and I don't realize that Baby Boomers are senior citizens who don't give a shit about this forum."

No.193285 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 11:33] [Report] []

"Basic white/white boi" = "I'm extremely jealous of this person and all of his friends. They work hard to keep fit and they have the same general style, and I'm too lazy and poor to imitate them! Also, I'm racist."

No.193292 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 11:49] [Report] []

Um, this won’t end well. Let’s just focus on the good please.

No.193293 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 11:49] [Report] []

Ugh *goods

No.193298 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 12:08] [Report] []

haha! this is legit the most accurate thing ever.

No.193301 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 12:15] [Report] 1581354951912.png (289541 B, 618x412) [YIS] [GIS] []
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just. read. everyone.

No.193330 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:02] [Report] []

TLDR: Too Long Didn’t Read

No.193340 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:21] [Report] []

>>193330 awww you think you’re cute.

No.193342 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:23] [Report] []

>>193330 No need to read it because you’re probably one being read. Best scroll on by and preserve your feelings.

No.193346 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:29] [Report] []

>>193330 i agree this hole thread is mean most of us didn't go to collage and shit we just want tea. we don't care if its true we just want it hot.

No.193349 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:37] [Report] []

The fact that OP not only thought about this but typed it up... mess. I bet when OP goes online they keep an MG tab open at all times that they refresh constantly. xD

No.193354 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:44] [Report] []

>>193349 Maybe he just got sick of the transparent lies and dysfunction. It runs rampant on here.

No.193356 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 14:45] [Report] []

>>193346 You're not helping our case sweetie.

No.193362 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 15:00] [Report] []

>>193349 ouch. he clearly touched a nerve.

No.193382 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 15:55] [Report] []

OmG He REeaD uS AllllLL tO FiLlthhh 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

e_e good grief it’s a toxic gay blog that request nudes. Stop trying to be the coolest kid in the trailer park.

No.193404 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 17:23] [Report] []

>>193382 right? we want naked pics and we don't care if the stories are true or comments are accurate.

No.193410 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 17:29] [Report] 1581373773338.jpg (29672 B, 480x270) [YIS] [GIS] []
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There's nothing the OP said that isn't true tho. So...

No.193413 : Anonymous [2020-02-10 17:31] [Report] []

>>193382 i doubt it's about being the coolest kid in the trailer park. it's probably about thinking twice before you spread lies. it's one thing to spread nudes.it's another to spread lies.

No.193641 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 06:57] [Report] []

All true but people will continue to be gross af because it’s anonymous.

No.193688 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 11:53] [Report] []

"Mess" = "That's all I can come up with because words are hard."

No.193705 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 13:22] [Report] []

My favourite moment of MG bullshit was some guy who multiple posters were claiming he had a really ugly dick. Then the guy's dick pic got posted - and it was completely normal looking.

Of course that didn't stop them - as they immediately then started posting he was a dirty bottom.

No.193764 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 16:54] [Report] []

People tell all kinds of lies on here because they’re jealous or feel rejected. Nothing but the photos are true, and most of those are probably photoshopped and filtered.

No.193766 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 17:02] [Report] []

most of this is spot on and funny, but the constant bitching and infighting is tiresome, so i'm with >>193292

No.193773 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 17:30] [Report] []

lots of these guys are escorting though. Not formally per se but more like pay for my hotel and flight and you can fuck me all weekend daddy

No.193777 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 18:02] [Report] []

this thread should be a place of silence, a graveyard for the many wigs ripped from a fallen army of bitches

No.193807 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 20:02] [Report] []

>>193766 agreed. The sociopaths spreading blatant lies on here are not going to change their tune because someone pointed out how transparent they are.

No.193810 : Anonymous [2020-02-11 20:16] [Report] []

The dick size translations are the best. lol. I love it when guys say "It's not even fully hard." Bitch, an 80 or 90% semi isn't going to grow another two inches in length! It's not even going to grow another inch! It's not going to do much more than firm up and change angle. lol.

No.195538 : Anonymous [2020-02-18 13:24] [Report] []

People need to read this. So much toxicity on here.

No.195648 : Anonymous [2020-02-19 00:07] [Report] []

I love when the weirdos say "he's boring" like do you really expect people to bare their personalities through photos on hookup sites?

No.195652 : Anonymous [2020-02-19 00:16] [Report] []

>>195648 They're the same kind of people who put "don't message me saying hi or hello" on their profiles. Bitch, I want to fuck you not be your friend.

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