Archive/Dongs 2020

Tyler Tariq

The Smurfs want you back.

Hank Cain

No, you’re ugly. I don’t care about how hot your body is. That face is a deal breaker.

Tim Snow

His eyes look like those of a goldfish, except they’re even uglier.

Im dying yall are so rude.

Wow, rude

Haha let’s see you. Some of you all are the worst kind of people.

Feels like this is just one person...

This is def just one person. Rude and mean. Altho, I will say, without commenting on “looks” that the glorification of HC is the gay community at its worst. Face doesn’t matter, just give me abs. Have a busted up personality? Who cares as long as he’s got a big dick.

This doesn’t come from a place of jealously. I’m a young, good looking guy who does ok for myself. I just wish we were a little more hospitable to each other as a community.

>>184561

> wish we were more hospitable to each other as a community
> Have a busted up personality? Who cares as long as he’s got a big dick

Oh, okay. Makes perfect sense. Lol

I’m here for this thread

They got abs and pecs, thats all that matters.

Damn you guys are mean! Lmao

>>184546 it is. They have been posting like this on a lot of threads lately. Maybe they need the attention!?

the first guy isnt all that buttery.

>>184561

It’s really baffling.

If they're not flaunting their muscles in our face every day and looking down on everyone, I wouldn't have felt the need to call these butterfaces out.

Brian
He’s unapologetic. But bitch, please stop spamming Instagram with your ugly face.

>>184561
Face doesn’t matter as long as one has abs.

Sadly, half of the basic gays would fuck a guy that looks like Harvey Weinstein if he had abs, the same people would also fuck him just for being Harvey Weinstein coz he’s rich and powerful.

>>184672
That’s all that matters?
That’s why gay guys post thirst pics all the time because they know a just showing their face and dressing like a normal person with your body covered is not enough.

Y’all are twisted.

Let’s talk about how fucked up this caption is.

It’s condescending to everyone who follows him. Don’t tell me he’s friends with all 12k followers. Is that how one is supposed to talk to their followers? It almost sounds like “What are you looking at? You peasant.”

It’s not a joke. A joke is a well crafted one. This one just comes off mean.

When you consider that there’re twelve thousand of people who find this face and the behavior attractive, who even like to being talked down and mindlessly worship guys like this growing their ego, maybe these followers / enablers are indeed peasants. Peasants who like giving attention for nothing in return.

>>184561 The OP’s wouldn’t have started or contributed to this thread if they weren’t somehow butthurt by being rejected by these guys or if they’re just overall ugly, more than just in the face. Why would you want to start a thread on butterface guys? Who likes that?Definitely coming from a place of jealousy. This isn’t Secret

This just feels like a list of dudes that the OP probably DMed on insta who told him to fuck off lmao.

>>184787 that’s an aggressive reaction to a harmless caption

>>184787 girl, I think you took the caption the whole wrong way. I'm pretty sure he's making fun of himself, because his feed consists of t-shirts, checkered button ups and caps, etc. and here he is all cleaned up in a velvet fucking tuxedo. lol But go off, I guess?

Even if OP is ugly, who cares! He's right these guys really do have butterfaces. Keep going OP, you're doing gods work! Love this thread!

>>184787 you should not have access to the internet sis

no one deserves to be spoken down to like this except for Hank Cain. Hank Cain is basically a fancy sex trafficker and everyone in the gay community just brushes it aside as if it's nothing.

>>184863
No, he's not making fun of himself.

Also, if he really wanted to tell his followers to f off, he could have just never posted it. But let's see, he wanted the attention, so he posted a photo with a caption to convey the same condescending message.

Anyway, these people who are not that good looking in the first place, strive on the attention these mindless basic gays give them. Yet they tell them to f off. Very respectful.

>>184836
I never DM'ed any of them. In fact, I have a few blocked so Instagram wouldn't push their thirst content in my face.

None of them is remotely my type.

>>184865 shut the fuck in bitch, you are the OP trying to pretend you have support from others

>>184787 Is there anything on the bf, Be@ver5? Cuz damn, he just does it for me.

>>184787
ma'am this is a wendy's

>>184868
Hell yes go off thank you. And his torso looks like he’s mid-40s recently divorced now. The consumption has not worn his once tight lean bod well.

>>184819
Let me tell you where I come from.
These butterface guys get the attention from the basic white guys. There’re so many POC that look much more attractive and certainly more classy than they are but get rejected / zero attention.

Not fair. Calling these hoes out.

>>185049 you answered your own question: no one likes blacks so move on

>>185026 hahahahaha yes

>>184435

>>184435

>>185057 this is why no one likes white gays except other white gays.

Can we qualify this one? Disaster of a designer, he was somehow advised to take his top off and do this weirdly unnatural flex and I can’t. His plastic in-ground pool paid for by One King’s Lane and damn bandana give me seizures.

>>185075 because you and the other blacks are not worth anyone’s time sis

>>185064 lol I see he’s still using the SAME grindr pics he sent me 3 years ago when he lived in Chicago

>>185098 Dream on bitch. I have no problems getting and keeping men. And my dick is double the size of yours and twink bottoms love it. Have a nice (boring, sad) life.

>>185098
Fuck off, are blacks the only POC? Your jumping to conclusion that I’m black shows exactly how racist you are as I’ve come to experience.

>>184860
It may be an aggressive reaction but it’s been building up for a while.

We all live in a bubble. Maybe you see your friends all respond positively to Instagram posts like this, but to any one who’s not in his inner circle, the caption comes off dismissive.

Look, if he didn’t want to people to bother him, he didn’t have to post it. He chose to publicly share it, it’s only fair for him to get the criticism too.

If you still find captions like this are okay, talk to someone about self-respect.

>>185049

So...the white gays are basic, but you're bitter that their attention is going elsewhere? Make it make sense. Instead of being so pressed over what basic white gays like that you let a bunch of men who don't even know or care that you exist live rent-free in your head, maybe just go to therapy?

The worst part of this thread is that not one drag was written about these men that was legit cutting or sharp or even mildly amusing. These reads wouldn't make a middle schooler chuckle. How you gonna be bitchy but not even be good at it?

>>185049 okay you do you. Just feels like a lot of wasted energy to be so hard pressed about people you don’t even know

>>185104 the fact that you write racist shit like "POC" or "people of color" shows that you are the real racist

>>185224

That is your comeback? If you were three years old, this would read as "Are too!"

>>185103 sure jan. That aids black dick no one wants

>>185106 you need a hobby away from here, it’s a fucking caption. Unless you are in his life for real — move the fuck on

>>185157
Those butterface live rent free in my head because Instagram shove them down my throat. I don’t follow any of them. It’s annoying that Instagram thinks they’re “popular” and promote them to a wider audience. They don’t deserve it.

I’m calling them out for their flaws as well as the mindless basic followers they attract.

Hey, I guess there’s a market for it.

>>185197
dude chill you're just responding to some gay incel

>>184561
Hank Cain is the only person deserving of scorn on this tread. Dude is literally a sex trafficker and no one even bats an eye about it.

>>185224 just jumping in here.

POC is not a racist term.

You have to wonder about the motivation behind whoever started this. There's literally not one single unattractive guy in any pic within this thread. But whatever makes the OP feel better about himself.

>>185278 if someone called me a person of color, i'd punch him in the face
am i supposed to be possessed by color? fucking retard

This whole thing is nonsense. Don’t feed the troll who started it.

Can someone who actually knows the story explain how Hank is a sex trafficker?

>>185292
You need to up your standard. Those thots are not attractive. I would not get hard looking at their face.

>>185076
I’m OP. He’s cute.