Archive/Dongs 2019

>>71041 Are you trolling? this is disgusting for f**ks sake!

>>71041 Imagine the fatso farting in your face....... ummmmmmm...... delicious!

>>71110 Hey you, looks are subjective. To someone, this guy is the hottest guy in the world. His opinion and attraction isn't wrong, you don't choose who you are attracted to and you should know that as a fellow gay. Just let him do him lol, he ain't hurting you.

Not my cup of tea, but to each their own. This is as close as I'm aware of.

>>71187 I can't stand Tom Holland, there, I've said it.

>>71148 I've have the same problem as the OP, I like the guy from Black Mirror Bandersnatch (Fionn Whitehead) and I get shit for that lol So OP if you like him good for you! :)

>>71241 are you joking? you and the op have the most cringe worthy likes on this shitty board! you two and the fucking pedos are making this board a subsidiary of fucking 4chan! one fapping with to a fucking brown killer whale, and the other fapping to a fugly with bad teeth, bad skin, weird eyes, long neck and talentless. This board is going under BADLY

>>71125 Gross, go away

>>71350 Don't be a fart-phobic!

>>71241 Well... ... THAT guy is really ugly so your friends are right!

Sshhh... Let people enjoy things.

>>71350 And wtf are you to say what I have to like and whatnot?

>>71041 I think he's going to be in the Dragon Ball remake.

>>71390 Anyone who is into farts does not deserve happiness.

>>71315 The only people I have seen that like this Fionn bitch are ugly 15yo virgins that fingered themselves seeing him on Dunkirk and now are fingering themselves again seeing him on that shitty Netflix movie. That guy is ugly as hell literally, ZERO talent and ZERO charisma, his acting is wooden like fuck, and as you said his skin, his eyes, his fucking teeth are horrendous! and I HATE his snob attitude towards fame and his fans, there's even a video doing the rounds on Youtube where he's being rude to a fan. Sorry for the long rant but this shit of a person really gets on my nerves, and to add, my gaydar pings like hell every time I see him.

>>71241 Both you and the op please get your eyes checked, kthanksbye!

>>71444 Me when someone shows me a picture of Fionn

I will spill some tra, I live in Richmond, London. I know Fionn's family and he even took care of a cousin's son (he was his nanny). His family is lovely, his parents are people with immense talent and very kind both of them. The problem is with Fionn, that man has a really bad diva attitude towars anybody he thinks are lesser than him. He's very rude, obnoxious, pendant, and thinks he's some class of vip person because his work on Dunkirk. He doesn't have a lot of friends actually, just some 'flat mate' that a lot of us think it's really his boyfriend so it's weird to seeing girls (underage girls) stop him on the street and him acting like some bizarre sexual simbol. If you really want to get a picture of the class of person he is, google some interviews where he had said 'I don't want to have friends, even my friends doesn't like me, I don't care what people's think, I just want them to see my works' or something like that. Just ask and I'll try to answer what I can. Regards

>>71395 Farts?

>>71480
Aw yeah, now this thread is getting interesting. I assume he comes from money...really weird that he hasn't gone to a top-tier plastic surgeon to fix everything. He would look alright if he had some work done.

>>71480 Spill more, he farts like the killer orca in the op?

>>71480 Yeah! sill more! you have fucked him? he's gay? he's cut or uncut? did you know his flatmate? he comes from a rich family? where's the address of his home? do you have any Fionn contact info?

>and thinks he's some class of vip person because his work on Dunkirk

This is hilarious given his co-star in his scenes was Harry fucking Styles. How can you think you're a VIP when your role is on the same level as one given away as a favour to the music division because their recent signee wants to try and pretend he can act? If you got act opposite Mark Rylance, then maybe, but opposite a boy bander? Ha

I know Fionn personally (have done for many years) and the shit being said on this thread is so far from the truth, complete lies. He doesn't have that lesser attitude, genuinely one of the sweetest guys I know.

>>71802 Said some anon on the internet :rolleyes:

I like gossip threads! Please both of you spill some more!

Come on, guys. We’re all better than this. Seriously.

>>71802 What you have written is the same shit fags and 17yo fantard girls are writing on 4chan about this guy or any boybander, that he's super cute, super nice, super talented, that his teeth is perfect, that he ended the world war II and the world hunger too. That's why inclined to believe what >>71480 has said.

>>71842
I don't think we are tbh

>>71842 About what? About posting on the black whale or some anon posting fucking gossip? Get of your high horse dude

>>71802 Spill some more please

>>71842 this is no harn gossip so calm the fuck down, your idol Fionn doesn't give two shit about what we are saying here.

Really, a post about a black fat guy? We are better, we deserve better than this garbage.

>>71802 You know him personally from? At least give more info like the other anon, your 'I know him' is really loose.

>>71843 haha you're awfully aggressive for just some website comments. I'm all for gossip, I agree with >>71942. I only commented because I know Fionn and saw the comment about him when I was scrolling through. Believe what you want love.
also, he doesn't live in Richmond but the town next to it.

>>71955 I went to the same school

>>71738 I-don't-know.
>>71767 No. A lot of people think he is and that his "flatmate" it's bullshit so he can hide that his "mate" is really his boyfriend. Why I would know that? Not personally. Not rich just middle class, but he acts like he is Scrooge McDuck or something. I will not give his address sorry. I have his contact info but I will not share it, the man is shit but I will respect his privacy (in some way).
>>71778 Remember there was a lot of "good" press (or PR moves if you like) about Harry Styles "acting", that same press in some way was shared with Fionn. Now, imagine some little unknown man trying to get famous, add to that a serious and badly diva attitude and being bombed with all that "good" press from all around the globe that compared him (or put him on the same level) as Harry. Now imagine that same man with his shitty personality multiplied by 100.
>>71802 I know him too, for obvious reason I can't give too much info. But the experiences I have interacting with him and seeing him interacting with others leave a lot to be desired, that man is a HUGE diva with a serious attitude problem of "I'm the most fucking talented bitch in the world and I am better than anyone because I make ART!". Just see his interviews, that's how he really is! I know I don't said much with this and it's weird because in the great scheme of thing I'm just "another anon" on the net, but I've seen with my own eyes and in person how shitty he is with just normal people like cashiers, waitress or fans! thank God he didn't treat me like that (he can't do it, I can't give more info on that) or I would have punched his crooked teeth really really hard. On the other way his family is lovely, maybe he's adopted.
>>71968 You are answering to another comment (not mine) but mention that Fionn doesn't live in Richmond, but never mind, for the record I've never said that he lives there.

For the people saying that this guy its the sweetest on earth, just search for the lots and lots of vids on Fionn being a total diva with his fans on the street or at press conferences. As I've already said, it's super funny seeing him being a total ass when some underage girl approaches him on the street and him acting like a "badass macho" or a weird (because he's not cute) sex symbol, I bet he is compensating for something.

>>72027 Sounds like he's changed since I went to school with him. Fame got to his head it seems, shame. I'll admit I haven't spoken to him since Dunkirk so your case does make more sense

>>72027 Thanks for the tea! that's what I like!
>>72011 You were friends with him? You can say anything more? If he was nice, if he had a girlfriend, anything funny or interesting)?
Thanks both of you!

>just search for the lots and lots of vids on Fionn being a total diva with his fans on the street or at press conferences

I'm in a bitchy mood, but I can't find these videos. I might be being dense, what terms should I be searching for? I've tried rude, diva, arrogant, and not found any.

>>72067 I haven't "interacted" with him since he did that movie about a Jehova witness man in a hospital (or something like that, his "art" didn't interest me so I can't remember the name of the movie). I can only imagine what being on one of the most famous Netflix shows this year is doing to his diva attitude, shame he's not the same breed of lovely people like his family.
I have a question for you, he was different in school? weird, because why you would try to be "sweet" on school when in real life you act like an asshole? more weird because he was a nobody at that time so I can't see the gain on having to act two different kind of persons (the asshole and the sweet boy). What was your experience with him? you were friends or just know him from class? Regards

Can we please stop derailing this thread and post nudes or shirtless pics of Jacob? that Stefan guy and his crooked teeth and ugly face makes me want to vomit!

>>71968 I'm aggressive because I'm tired of people saying 'I know him' and later end saying 'I mean, I know him because i've seen him on Dunkirk!!!!!!1!!!1' duuhhh and start with the stupid comments like 'he's a sweet heart!','he have the most wonderful teeth!','I've seen his 2 -TWO- movies and he's super mega talented!','he have the most wonderful face in all the universe' and things like that.
What get me more on the nerves is fucking girls or fags saying 'you don't like his acting-him-his teeth-etc because you are jealous and can see hes really a good person and a super talented guy!!!!1!!!', the Black Mirror boards on 4chan are guilty of this. Anyways sorry if I was harsh on you.

Love this thread!

I can't process how such a nobody can have a diva attitude, but I think it's the world we live in: a guy like this with so mediocre talents and look, with a lesser attitude, and full of fangirls drooling over him for a mediocre role on a mediocre movie (Dunkirk)

>>72067 can you share something more? I prefer to believe you because you see the positives traits on him. I'm gay and I suppose he likes girls but anyways I like him and his work (hope hes not some homophobic jerk).

>>72155
This. It turned out excellent. OP is a hero.

>>72144 Funny that you moan about teen girls posting on 4chan given that's exactly who you write like.

>>72120 I'm not the tea guy but the videos are being deleted (I didn't know this guy has such power to do those things) there was one where he's walking out a party or press conference and some girl ask for his autograph and he's being really shitty with her, the girl is fat and black lol there was around 10 vids like that (he being rude or an idiot with people) and almost all of them where deleted (I had only seen the one with the fat black girl)

>>72279 I have hurt your feelings?

Does he have a girlfriend/boyfriend? What he do in his free time? Is he cutter in person? It's true that he hates social media? Does he have friends? In his everyday routine he's a normal/humble guy or as the anon said he's a total diva? He likes to interact with fans? What he thinks about fame? Thanks both of you!

>but the videos are being deleted (I didn't know this guy has such power to do those things)

Because he doesn't. Just makes it seem like they didn't exist in the first place - which would explain why the other poster just told people to search for them, rather than actually link to anything specific.

But, no, it must be that he's so powerful he's having videos deleted, sure.

Hard to tell who this thread is about anymore lol

>>72423 I'm not going to probe your point believe what you want, YOU are the fan of weird teeth Gollum, not me, so do you fucking homework and find the videos yourself. Google is your friend dude.

Please, you two continue with the gossip or at least post some nude photos of the fattie!!!

>>71866
I agree.

>>71187
I'm trying so hard not to make a free Willy joke.

Hi, I'm a professional blogger that specializes on celebrity gossip, I can share some gossip on Fionn Whitehead, true gossip (not like the two anonymous people on this thread that said that they know him). I can share quality gossip with the people that ask but at a price, my gossip it's top quiality but it's my work, I eat thanks to that so it have a cost. If anyone wants to pay I can post really good quality gossip about Fionn.

Mean, nonsense threads like this keep me coming back here. Crooked teeth Gollum and big willys looool

I too would like to fly Jacob to me in my dad's private jet, do you think he would let me breed his sweet hole in my personal bed for the right amount ? My father is also a very rich man in my country, he wouldn't have problem with buying Jacob for me

>>71802 I think I know you, you are the guy that masturbated him in the bathrooms and he gave you head isn't it? your name starts with letter "N"?

I'm following this thread from the start and have it bookmarked because it's one of the most entertaining threads in months. I'm not a fan of Fionn, but I can't understand all the rage or the aggressive attitude towards him. Remember this guy participated on a chapter on a tv series about lgtb rights on english TV, so, in some way he was helping "us", even is he's not gay, he was helping "us" with his very good representation of a young gay man (I repeat, I'M NOT a fan! but really liked him in that chapter, I've seen the videos on YT after reading this thread). Sorry if this doesn't sound coherent (I'm typing this from my phone and my mind process the thoughts faster than the speed my fingers can type them). The guys maybe is an ass, he may be is ugly, but why the hate?
Here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDy3k0ZU6M

>>73875
lol what is this shit?

>>73875
goddammit, we've fucked up the timeline.

Maybe I'm the third guy that knows him in this thread? We go to the same cafe/resto in Ritchmond area, they serve thai food (I don't know if I can say the name of the cafe). I was a fan of him, not much of his work but I was really infatuated by his looks, he's not the typical muscular blond guy with perfect face. Anyways we were eating something and we both exchanged glances for a while and in a second I had him, the guy I was super horny for, in my table. We chatted for a while (nothing important, I really can't remember something from that chat). The last I remember is both of us going to the bathrooms, I started kissing him, he started kissin me, we were very horny both of us and he pulled my panths down and he started to suck my penis. I didn't find that disgusting, just I don't know how to explain it, I'm a bottom, I am the one that sucks dicks! Add that he isn't even thaaat good at sucking.
After I've finished, seeing him with my jizz on his mouth in some way revolted my stomach, I tried to suck him as a way of saying "thanks for nothing bt I'm going to suck this hot guy even if I want to vomit" and he didn't budge, he said something along the lines of "I don't want that".
When finally I was in my home, alone, I vomited like crazy, my cousin has a saying "never meet your idols, crush, heroes" and he was right.

>>74259 Why you can't name the cafe?

The racism and the fat shaming in this thread...big yikes.

But the same people wanna bust it open for Tom Holland and his tiny little....nvm.

>>74439 I can't understand your commentary, seriously.

If anybody needs more proof that those two talking about Fionn are fake see that nobody of them responded any further questions that the anons had maked.

>>75208 Have you seen those shitty questions? I bet I know why they aren't bothered to answer them.

>>74003 And what that shit have to do with a anything?

Has anybody seen the latest interview on YouTube where he says that hes down to earth and he have no problem on leaving fame behind and go back to serve cafe? He's fake as shit, the anon was right.