Archive/Dongs 2017

He's such a lil bitch.

>>83324 Why???

Bump for nudes!!>>83236

>>83236 mmmmm I would love to see more BUMP

yummm bump

>>83236 he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO closeted but he didn't respond to my gay catfish, he responded to my female one. I hate his lil bitch ass but I do want to see him naked.

I've talked to him. He's one of those gross patriotic fuckboys. Loves Anne Coulter and bitching about free speech and not "conforming" to social norms etc. etc. Long story short, he's hot to look at, but his personality is shit. Apparently he didn't stuff himself in those bulge pics either so there's that.

someone has to have gotten something he loves to show off GEEZ

BUMP for nudes

drop the towel!!

His nudes will probably never leak honestly, as much as I'd love to see his stiff cock. He doesn't seem the type to send any.

He's literally SO concerned with his online image. Like he LITERALLY deletes comments to make his Instagram look better. He has to personally approve every single comment on his photos and if it doesn't make him look good or go along with his image he just deletes them.

I think he's desperately trying to be one of those fitness famous Instagram guys, like David Laid or something. Hopefully I'm wrong. I'd LOVE to be wrong.

This is NOT HIM, but I feel like his cock looks exactly like this just shorter.

>>87589 Jesus let's hope not!

Regarding his political stance, e.g. the Ann Coulter bit and so on, everyone is entitled to their opinion, of course. Having had a cursory glance at his Twitter, however, I can say that I personally disagree vehemently with him.

He has a nice body, sure, and I'd love to know where these pics are coming from, but having seen some of his YT videos, his supposed dream of becoming the next David Laid/whoever of the fitness YouTube world, which I agree seems to be what he is aiming for, is very much a pipe dream as he doesn't seem to have any personality at all. Or at least not a very exciting one. Pity really...

Still would like to see more, of course.

>>87602 the pics come from his bodybuilding (bodyspace?) profile. He doesn't post many risqué ones anymore cause his "image" will suffer. Literally what he said.

But I've been talking to him and yes he has a boring personality. He has far-right views, which sucks but personally I really don't care about it because everyone's entitled to their own wacky ass views and I'm just trying to get nudes, not trying to date the dude.

He does have a fantastic little body though. He'd make such a great power bottom when he comes out.

>>87588

He censors comments because a lot of ppl call him out for being a self-hating closeted homo.

He is soo basic looking, body-wise too. Plus that giant mole on his face looks like a piece of shit that won't wash away.

>>87618 but like, some of them are just guys saying "looking great!" or "great progress, dude!" and he deletes them. It's like he wants to appear as straight and as macho as possible.

If he was as straight as he's trying to appear he'd be sending nudes to girls. At least SOME.

>>87643 I'm WEAK. Y'all so messy, I can't lol

hahahaha but he def has nudes!!!

Why has this GuacaMOLE McMuscleMarys thread got so many posts? This binch ain't even 4/10 hot.

What do you expect from Trump supporter - arrogant, full of yourself, latent gay who's live in his own world of hate.

Kind of always wondered why people thought he was so hot once I realized why he takes photos turned with only half his face showing most of the time..... lol

Omg that Austin Powers gif is hysterical

>>87790 I've always wondered why he put sock on his undies to make his bulge bigger. I bet his dick is super tiny and it points downward. I would die for a pic of a true boner pointing at the side.

wow talk about butterface but I would love to see some dick

You guys are going to HATE me for this and you won't believe me, but I have his nudes and yes he didn't stuff in the OP pic.

His dick is actually better than I expected tbh. It does curve down, almost like >>87589 but definitely nowhere near as weird, dramatic, and harsh as that guys curve. It's a little shorter but definitely thicker. Nice pair of balls. His cock gets STIFF, let me tell you.

I won't post his nudes because I've never personally leaked anyone's nudes. Call me a hypocrite cause I enjoy this site, I won't object.

>>88266 There was literally no purpose to your post. Do us a favor and go back in time and smack yourself so that post never happens.

>>88285 his post was just fine

>>88285 I don't know why some of you gays are so damn salty all the time. I didn't post to brag or make you jealous, I literally gain nothing from that. I specifically worded my post in a way that tries to avoid sending mixed signals. If I was on the other side of this, which 90% of the time I am, I would welcome posts like mine as long as they provide info and they're not blatantly trying to brag or make others jealous. It's why I avoid posting here most of the time. Some of you gays are so hostile. It was a genuine post and I didn't mean any offense.

People were wondering if his dick curved or if he stuffed his underwear. While I won't provide pics because I personally don't want to be responsible for leaking someone's nudes, and I genuinely apologize for that, I do have the answers to those questions. Yes, it's all him in that bulge pic. Yes, his dick curves. No, it's not that ugly. Also from the pics he sent me his pubes appear to be straight and not curly which I found surprising for some reason.

Speaking of straight, I thought he was gay but now I have no idea. Maybe he's bi? He has an obsession with tits, he seems to half care about (female) booty, doesn't seem to react much to pussy pics and I sent some A1 pussy pics. The tit pics I sent him got him rock hard in literally seconds. I just have no idea, y'all. He posted about wanting to be a JLo concert though, so again, no idea what his sexuality is but IMO he definitely isn't 100% either.

you don't want to share them but if you just happen to post a google drive link mysteriously or trade them with someone who's that hurting

>>88266 come on girl it's anonymous

>>88301 you know you've hit rock bottom when you have to defend yourself in a comment with a novela. This is a site where you shouldn't take anything seriously, where you shouldn't write a freaking long, novela-like comment!

Purpose of this site: share what you have, enjoy what you get, fap and leave.

People like you don't have people in their lives that they can talk to, so they express themselves through internet wasting time.

Go out and do something productive. Don't be a stalker. Stalking is a serious mental disorder. Get a help. Talk to someone.

>>88368 exactly!! BUMP for nudes!

I wanna see that cock

People really do take this site too seriously

It's just for finding/getting nudes or videos of hot boys and discussing them and enjoying them. Nothing else lol

>>88301 POST THEM!!!!

>>88368 duly noted. Won't post again.

all I want are the nudes

his body tho

BUMP i know this dude has nudes out there

He is heavenly.

NUDES!!!

my dream bulge if only it were real :(

>>87554 i wanna see his cock

>>83236 That is a nice bulge, i hope he has nudes

he posted this today on instagram

old pic I really want a nude!

>>87521 I wanna see his curved cock

someone post these nudes!!!