Archive/Dongs 2019

One of the old threads:
https://www.malegeneral.com/archive/dongs-2017/res/63942.php

Second old thread
https://www.malegeneral.com/archive/dongs-2019/res/15723.php

Third old thread
https://www.malegeneral.com/archive/dongs-2018/res/26413.php

My wife is way hotter than me. She's earned the majority of the screen time.

Knee is healing up. 8 weeks post OP. Any takers for gifting away my medical bills? No? That only works for girls? Shit.

>>18739
Well, get that OnlyFans site up and I'll sign up!

>>15723
Same here :(
but here is one he did keep up for a few days

>>18739
Cliche, but: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

>>18739

>>18789

This, haha.

Oldie, though without the ridiculously massive cock someone photoshopped awhile back

>>18790
Damn. He's gotten ripped.

>>19597

Hopefully he updates here when he takes new pics.

>>19847
Agreed but doubtful. He seems more amused that he has dedicated threads on here rather than viewing it as a new venue for his nudes...though here seems a safer venue as his pics here haven't made their way over to tumblr like they did on Reddit

Another oldie here that I haven't seen posted in any of the previous archived threads

>>20214
Damn it sick of oldies where are the new posts?

Bumping...anything new? No? Well then, anything old? Wish someone could repost the zip of his older Reddit pics

>>23516

You're right, I've been slacking big time - really cut back on taking pictures recently.

>>19859

This guy gets it. Also long as you fine people aren't dickheads and spam my pictures all over, I dont mind the threads. I'd even personally contribute more if they stayed here.

>>24702
Wow...that would be super sweet! Can't account for others but I'm just keen on seeing more of you! It does seem there's less trolling for pics here unlike on Reddit.

He has the most perfect mushroom head

Fairly new

Very surprised he has a wife, always got a total fag vibe from him.

>>24701
Hope your knee is all healed up :)

>>24786
Looking good, dude...thanks for sharing!
(and nope, he's totally straight)

>>24799

Man, I suck a couple hundred cocks and somehow that makes me a cocksucker. Damn.

>>24818

I love it when people come on here and claim that guys they DON'T know and have NEVER met are "totally straight".

Like you have ANY idea what experiences they've had their entire lives or what goes on inside their heads. For all you know he's been curious about sucking dick his entire life, or he has done it before. Even if guys flat out deny it that doesn't mean they're telling the truth -- since straightness is rewarded, so why WOULDN'T they deny it?

Obviously a guy's supposed total straightness plays into y'alls fantasies or whatever but statistically speaking the number of people who are actually "totally straight" is minuscule.

Keep on with that heteronormativity though.

>>24799

Agreed! Even if he is married, he's DEFINITELY not 100% straight. Not that that's a bad thing ;)

>>24926

To be fair, someone on here legitimately does know me. Also I'm only gay for Tom Brady.

And Asia Kate Dillon.

>>24702
Damn, we all thirsty a f for more of you... And you basically just said you won't post more... :'{

>>25256

Bump! Hopefully he graces us with some new photos or updates.

>>28495

Update: I've woken up early three days in a row now. I dont know who I am anymore. It's possible it was something I ate... maybe it was slipped into a drink without me taking notice. But whatever it was... it's starting to takeover. I ate a salad today. A fucking salad. God help us all.

>>28663 a salad!!! Oh no! Not a salad!!!

>>28663
Ugh. Sorry! Fucking salads...ouch. Hydrate! Broth, yoghurt, pedialyte...
Well one positive spin: if you're trying get all cut, food poisoning will definitely do it :P

>>29416

I think it's a joke about how it's weird he has woken up early three days in a row, not actual sickness.

>>28663
Well, hope you're fully recovered now and are feeling more even-keeled...but, shoot, your Reddit posts have ended, it's been just over a year since you've updated your DeviantArt page, even longer for your Wordpress page and no self-pics on your 500px... c'mon, throw us a bone(r) here!!

>>32949

I am WELL into my 30's... I forget most those sites even exist with all the things going on these days. I've still got the Instagrams, but they pretty much consist of dog pictures. My world is pretty boring.

But knee is coming around. I'm actually in the best shape in years.

>>33128
Post pics?

>>33128
I doubt your lift_beard account is full of dog pics. Can't be too racy given Instagram's nudity policy. Can you crosspost a few of those pics here?

>>33279

That's literally all nude or near nude pics of my wife and female friends. You can get away with more on a private account. I dont think you fellers would be interested in that. I dont post myself on Instagram.

>>34062 When and where can we see you naked again?

>>34476

I'm naked with all of you, all the time.

In spirit.

When you stub your toe? That's me doing nude yoga.
When a weird shadow is cast in the night, that's me getting water without pants on.
When you feel a breeze, that's me bare-ass crop dusting you.

he's got that beefy "coach" look down
...and he's got a new account!
sparesomenamechange
;)

my fave of the new set

tail-end

It'd be awesome to run into him at a Buckeye game!

How old he is? And does anyone know his real name?

>>40677

Hey now. Don't be a douchebag.

>>40677

47

>>40923
Yeah no need to identify and MUCH younger than 47 which is why I like his look

>>40995

Early to mid 30's for sure.

Y'all STILL going on about this husky fag? We've seen plenty of him naked already why do we need any more? It's not like he's goin to get extra extra naked or some shit and whip out secret body parts that we've never seen before. We've all seen all of him, can we just move on now? At this point you thirsty gays are just feeding the ego of some self-identified hetero who claims to be straight yet keeps coming back for more and more attention from MEN.

Maybe if we stop feeding him he will finally realize that being a "straight" man who actively seeks out attention and fawning from other men is pathetic and faggy.

>>41072

THANK U! This dudes proof that masculine doesnt = str8. Hes masculine but nothing about this guy screams str8 to me. If anything he tries hard to come across as str8...which only makes him seem less masculine. Its a vicious cycle.

>>41188

yeah! I agree with this guy who agrees with and replies to his own comment and seems oddly upset with something dumb and wants everyone on an anonymous board to know about it! Grrr!

>>41341

Hey screw U MAN. I wasnt replying to my own comment! And I'm not UPSET. I was just touched when i was LITTLE and i have to take it out on STRANGERS. somebody HUG me

>>41072

Sorry GUYS, i was drunk last night and haunted by the time i fuck a dead DOG to get back at my LITTLE brother for spurring my advances as a young lad and the only way to make MYSELF feel better is to call people FAGS on the internet. being eunuch is hard

lol, this is my new favorite thing.

>>41341

SCREW YOU I'm not replying to myself. I feel personally attacked! Come fight me I'm super str8 and will totally fuck YOUR ass up

Wish he'd continue posting 😔

does anyone have anything on senpapijon? he just started his onlyfans account?

>>50427

Girl we finally got rid of that thirsty overweight closet case and you over here tryin to summon him again. GTFOH

>>50431I want to know that too any videos

>>50611
geez, alright, we get it. you hate this guy. whatever. there are thousands of other posts you can zero in on that'll flip your wig

>>50431
???? check your glasses, dude. this pretty model is far from the guy this thread is dedicated to

>>51041

What's funny is you seem to think there's only one person who is tired of this guy when the more likely fact is that only one or two people keep begging for more of him while a larger chunk of us would rather he disappear already. He's not that hot, he's obviously not straight, we've all seen enough of him.

>>51085

Who hurt you when you were little? Your insecurity is obvious and unbecoming.

You should kill yourself.

>>51092

This fat closet case isn't going to fill whatever hole you obviously need filling. Keep white knighting for him though.

>>51100

lol, I check back periodically just so I can laugh at you.

>>53902

same here bruh. im pretty sure it's just the guy in the pictures trolling us, which would be hilarious and kind of fit his personality.

>>51100

Awww I think someone has a secret crush :)

foraging for mushrooms

>>64548

Well hello, Mr. Dockter

>>65961

Oh shit

I have it on good authority that he is sporting a mustache now. Anyone have a picture?

>>71798
Hmmm...I think he would look good with a 'stache but he's got a great beard
(old pic, btw)

>>72053

lol, that's funny. He has to have a new mustache somewhere. Anyone have him on SC and could sneak a pic?

>>72123
I think (could be wrong) his SC is lift_beard

>>64548
Where is this one from?

>>72209

I'm pretty sure the SC is named after his dog. I've seen it before but I cant remember exactly what it was

>>72215
it was a sparesomenamechange reddit post

>>72302
Were there any others posted?

>>72316
As far as his sparesomenamechange account all that I had were posted here (scroll up for those). But he wasn't keeping posts up for long so I could have missed a couple. he hasn't posted any more of himself on that one or til_sarcasm in a couple of months.

SC: grizbeardog

Don't be a dick and say you got it here

Any luck so far?

>>73798

Yeah he adds you back

Pretty normal, regular guy stuff. Gym selfies, pictures of his dog, the weather... I don't know what I was expecting.

>>73600

So this is where everyone is getting my snapchat from. Interesting. Btw, the Tgirl, actually pretty hot.

stumbled upon this older pic of his meaty, furry ass. you can tell by the star tattoo on his back that it's him.

i really love seeing his mushroom head

>>76223
So do I. Wish I had more mushroom shots ;)
...here's another shot from the same series (but, grrrr...with pants on)

>>76223

Unfortunately due to a farming accident and an accidental coke binge, its more like the pointy end of a corn cob now. I'm sorry to disappoint.

>>76460
🤣

>>76454

Those are old... about, 9 years now. Weird.

>>76493
yeah, well...there hasn't been anything new posted for a few months, so: dust-off the archives

>>76563

Maybe because his stuff gets downloaded and posted elsewhere everytime. Or hes just old balls now. Gotta be pushing 40

>>76597

Or maybe because he died a year ago. jeeze, guys. you're so insensitive

>>78147

Does anyone actually know him personally? Maybe we can get recent pictures that way. These are all old. Someone has to know him and could score some with a little tact.

Just a thought. Somebody awhile ago mentioned knowing him or going to HS with him, unless that was a joke I missed.

Something old...

...Something new!

>>80923

Actually this one is almost 5 years old too. The other one you posted is 9 years ago.

>>80973
well the date doesn't matter. his photos are (were) my favorite on reddit and not just cuz it's great seeing his body beef up with age. i know he's not everyone's cup o' tea but I think he's just raw sexy

>>80922
this one's been photoshopped

>>80980

Yeah, I've seen a few pop up on different sites and someone photoshops them. They always have a weird new tone or coloring. I don't get the point.

There, literally brand new 24 hours old.

>>80980

You know what's funny? The fake beard is the real one. The one without the beard is the photoshopped one. Someone went through a lot of work to do that... very very odd.

>>80998
lol, it's like you're wearing a Dude-Burqa (ok, well technically a Dude-Niqab)

His dick head is sexy as fuckkkkk

>>81108

The rest of the body I'd just pure, fat and unadulterated trash though. Dudes gotta be pushing 300 lbs.

>>80998
When can you post more naked ones? 😔

>>81175

That doesnt sound accurate.

>>81377

On to Reddit/Internet? My guess would probably be never. That shit gets abused too easily.

>>81448 what if we pay on like onlyfans or directly to you?

>>81474

I think someone mentioned that in the past and he wasnt game for it. Wouldnt make enough to really put a dent in the income to make it worth it or didnt want the expectation to post that came along with it. I think it was in this thread or another on the site. I could be making all that up though. Did anyone verify the SC?

>>81474

That wasnt this guy you were responding to. I dont think he knows about this place? But that was my guess if I were him I probably would not like it. But you can still pay me

Why won't he post more? 😔

>>83823

My guess because of threads like this. He posted to reddit, they end up here

>>83823
...well, now not sure if this is old or new but it's from his 500px site. Love the way he frames his selfies since they're usually not just blurry photos in front of a dirty mirror

>>83916
Yeah you're right. Though he partly seems amused when he comments on here, but you can also tell that he's kinda fed up with all the anon reposts. Small consolation: at least here he's credited.

>>84055

A little of column A, little of column B.

>>84047

That's about a week or two old.

>>84116
Seriously wish you'd post more, at least somewhere 😢

>>84159
I second that!!

>>84116
Well sorry about column B. Tumblr seems to be (somewhat) quieting down. Hope you get enough of a chuckle with all your fans (and that wacko hater) on here that it tips more in column A...enough so that you share another NSFW post on here 🙃

>>84190

yeah, he has like one or two fans here that all post pretending to be different people

the rest of us don't give a crap

>>84368

You're pretending to be different people. Ha. Fuckin' got you.

>>84368

Found the wacko hater.

Good one posted on his snap this morning. Trimmed down to 220

>>85174
Sauce?

>>85174
Can you please share?

>>85388

>>85280

Grizbeardog

>>85408

Thanks!

>>88059
😍😍😍😍
Thank you!
...though I do miss your handsome mug ;)

>>88105

I'm not him, but you're welcome. I'm also handsome.

>>88133

Where are these pics coming from? Lol

>>88689

I'm friends with his side girlfriend.

>>88059
>>88689
Well...it is him: matching landing strips 😜

...but this one is the keeper 🤣

>>88910

I was saying it wasn't him that posted. It was me

>>88944
oh, wasn't accusing. just being cheeky ;)

Posting on sarcasm now

>>90212

I'm attempt to lighten it... 🤷‍♂️

>>90222

Why the fuck would you try to lighten it? Do you draw stick figures and a mustache on the Mona Lisa too? Jesus guy, who touched you and fed you paint chips growing up?

>>90295

This is my favorite overreaction

>>90295
Heheh....loves me some lead paint!

>>92630

I hate that you ruin them.

>>92630
I actually like this version (and not just because we can see his cock). I like the brightened nightscape in the background. It looks more industrial and ghostly.

>>92900

Naw, ruined. Editing other people's pictures is dumb. This guy is dumb and assuming you're not replying to your own comments, you're dumb too.

>>92989
Well I do agree with you on the standing one. I always love seeing his face but in that case the original with his head being completely enshrouded adds so much more mystery to basically a straight-forward full frontal. But I do get your point, though I tend to draw the line when folks crop photos which end up screwing up the original composition or even worse when they (usually poorly) morph enlarged cocks&muscles or just outright fake nudes

>>93040

Morphing penises and muscles? Like lying? On the internet? Is nowhere sacred anymore.

>>88704

Hold up... did we all just gloss over the side girlfriend thing?

>>93351

Lucky girl(s)

Anyone hear/see anything new?

>>96615

I have some pretty inside knowledge of the situation. Its... it's not looking good. I cant directly name my sources (I'm him), but I dont think there is anything else out there within the last couple months.

>>96830
😭😭😭
Well 🤞hopefully 🤞won't be months until his (your) next selfie

>>96615
This isn't new but for completeness, here's the PG version of the baseball cap frontal

>>97380

Where was that? I didnt see that one posted on his reddit

>>97554

he posted it on his 500px

well, waiting for any new image of him — here's an old one not posted on here before