Archive/Dongs 2018

They are unreal, like ken dolls, don't have dicks etc.

Been wondering about them too. Would be the worst/best boyfriend milquetoast sex tape. Here for it tbh.

anything on him? his body is insane.

the stubble helps with the massive gay face too lol

bump...anyone on him???

do you think they use a double ended dildo? i can't imagine either one of them being a top lol

>>10567 I can't imagine them having sex ... with each other

>>10636 didn't someone in the thread of rex say he has aspirations for political office? maybe they're just together to be a power couple? lol

i really do think they're both so plastic looking that i wouldn't be surprised that they're just like ken underneath the clothes.

He seems to travel for a lot for a guy that currently doesn't have a job. Probably from a privileged family.

Is he Jewish, he unfortunately looks Jewish.

>>10567 genuine made me LOL :)

>>7453

> They are unreal, like ken dolls

I agree. They are both hot but its just like they are somehow off in a way I can't really describe. His abs here look like a photoshop or surgically implanted. I would kill to look this good but there definitely is like an 'uncanny valley' thing going on.

I found Ian's nudes

>>10703 these two have just become too gay. A pity, cause rex could have passed as straight in his college days before coming out. Now everything is too plucked, too tweaked, too 'done' making them look like caricatures. That's why they end up looking feminine although they go for masculine. The complete lack of any naturalness, spontaneity and mystery makes their online personas seems so shallow and flat. I shudder at the thought of them aging as a gay couple.

Bump for pics

You just know these guys have "No fats, no femmes, white only. Sorry, just a preference!" in their grindr profiles.

Ian is a handsome man but he has the smile of a twinky sissy faggot. Why do some gays smile like that? I mean, if you wanna be a butch fix your fucking faggoty gay smile. Lol.

Ian is more beautiful than Rex but Ian is also more fem than Rex

>>7444 I wanna like this guy. Buttt he's like those typical elitist, racist white twinks who would never date any gays of color.

>>10703 they photoshop and autotune their IG pics. If you look at their video IG stories, you will see what I mean

>>11045 Sounds like you're the racist.

>>11025

Of course, if you looked half as good as either of them, you would only date white guys too.

>>11098 100% this.

Also, Ian is femme as fuck. Muscles don't make you masc. Actually, Ian's body is too Ken Doll perfect and makes him look super gay.

>>11107 you're a vile racist fag who has a deep self-hatred

>>11098 sounds like you're a spastic cyst that grows on a fat gay's penis

>>11114 you're just jealous because you can never have his oh-so-beautiful life. Here you are being bitter, talking about a guy who will never know and meet you. How sad is dah?

>>11098 you would never understand what >>11045 meant bc 1. yew didn't graduate from an Ivy League school 2. You're ugly 3. Youre a faggoty trash 4. You're not Ian. Gurl bye! Don't even bother replying bc I won't read it.

>>11176 this is called an OPINION. It's more about how they choose to present themselves online than what they are like in real life anyway ....

>>11177 omg, you seem so triggered? Rex is that you?

>>11267 yeah, then you should not be bothered with the "opinion"/comments of other people too.

>>11269 do you think someone who is busy doing fabulous things in life has the time to lurk on a place like this? Lol. Stupid.

>>11307 what fabulous things? Rex is unemployed and has enough time to post senseless shit on social media all the time.

>>11306 I'm not, don't make up shit.

i really hate being in a position to defend either of these two but both their families are pretty well off, that's how ian can afford to travel for 3 months. also rex made a lot of working while working for GS and is going to stanford in the fall while working.

that being said, i think they're both terrible people who are the epitome of what's wrong with the white gay community. they're def in the "it's just a preference, no chocolate, rice or spice" or "what about MY struggle??" group and think that because they're gay and felt discriminated against that they're immune to other forms of discrimination.

>>11637 in short: they're flashy but really really boring.

i cannot stand how corny they are. reading their captions on instagram is so grating. i dont know who told them they're funny but they lied boys

lmfao. Too funny seeing all these bitter fug fags complaining that a hot white guy is dating another hot white guy because they can't find a hot white guy interested in them. Maybe it's because a. you're ugly as fuck. b. you're poor. c. you're emotionally crippled. d. you're all drama all the time. or most likely, e. a sad combination of all the above. lol

This thread needs to die. I don't get all the venomous drama over two the biggest gay faces on instagram.

>>12295 you're problematic. And can you read and comprehend at the same time? I heard that's a special skill that most people have these days.

>>12295 you're so brave, thank you for sharing your story. "lmfao"

These two used to look much hotter and much more natural before their social media careers. Ian was signed at Ford models at some time. Now they are a travesty.

If you wanted this thread to die, you could always just not reply

>>12296 two of the biggest gay faces on instagram? Really? there are tons of much hotter gays on IG with much more followers.

>>12320

"Gay face" isn't a compliment, you dumbfuck

>>12303

LMFAO. Sorry you're struggling with English.

Their faces look so different from about 2 months ago, did they change their Facetune app?

>>12320 it's all an illusion, dear. They buy followers to make their account more "followable". Stupid gays tend to follow those with huge followings more. See that guy Max Emerson who paid huh way to insta fame. They pay gay sites to promote them and put their faces on their headlines.

you think they really use facetune? has anyone actually seen either of them in real life to confirm what they look like lol

anything?

they definitely read this thread and probably other things posted about them. they've stopped with the cheesy af captions and i think they've def toned down the facetune adjustments lol

>>12457 they have a YouTube channel, look it up. Ian looks busted, much worse than in his staged and tuned pictures.

>>14800 thanks for that, didn't know they had a yt.

3 take aways: rex has no lips. kissing him must be all teeth. yeah..ian without the facetune is so average and basic. and i'll never get those minutes back. what a waste of my time watching lol

He really does have the sickest body. Shame his face kind of ruins it but that's what paper bags or gimp masks are for.

>>20765 they are super corny ill give you all that, rex always has this weird look about him but ian is cute honestly. pecs are wild

He's definitely not bad looking. But if you look at his body and then at his face, the face just disappoints.

I think Rex refuses to post a pic of his front side because it pails in comparison to Ian and his fragile male ego can't take the criticism.

>>21033 shit, that definitely makes sense now.

>>20861 I find it so creepy that Ian has the same face in almost all pics - a forced smile with dead eyes. Rex has a cute expression most of the time. I also think Rex body is much much hotter - huge thighs, ass and arms from doing track and field. Ian's body looks like it's a product of the gym. There's nothing sexy about Ian imo.

Hahaha fuck you faggots are vicious! If a white guy isnt interested in your camel-coloured tan, deal with it. If a guy has a six pack dont be jelly just drag you fat fuck ass off the couch and do some exercise. Dont be angry because he travels and youre spending all your money on kfc. This thread made me laugh, so much jealousy, hysterical!

I think they both have the same face in every photo. They're plastic af

>>21076 Hi Rex!! <3

>>21076 nice try bro.

Rex must really be reading these because he posted a new pic on IG showing off his chest

>>21033 you're right. compare and contrast their musculature and rex almost looks doughy by comparison. his nipples look like they can cut glass lol

of course they check this thread. they're both raging narcissists

>>21230
It's facetune.

After reading about Rex's mom and his childhood, I am cutting him a lot more slack. Even if he doesn't deserve it, which isn't up to me to judge.

What about his childhood gives you cause to cut him some slack? Was it that he grew up in a wealthy suburb? Or that he was a star athlete that got a scholarship to an Ivy League school? Or that he was popular as a child because he wasn't 'gay acting'? His mom dying is sad but lots of kids have parents who die when they're young.

Both have the "gay face" syndrome... anddd I don't find Ian Britney Spears' chest attractive. Looks like he had some implants done... too big for his skinny frame. I mean, you can tell he has a true faggot brain because he wants to look like a girl(by having big boobs) but also wants to look kind of butch.

They mean well with all their videos about coming out and about community, but it just comes off as so pretentious and fake.

Nothing about either one of them seem real, everything's calculated like "oh this is how we can be gay heroes, we need to say this because people ~look up to us~" umm, no, white gurl, sit your flat ass back down

>>21299
>>21316
lol.
That guy made it seem as if his mom was beating him on the reg. but no...she just died and he continued to live his privileged life.
Honestly, nothing about this guy reads "cut me some slack."
I don't particularly think he's attractive- he has a nice torso but the rest is lackluster.

I won't tear him apart because I don't know if he deserves it or not- is he a racist, borderline self-loathing, douche? IDK.

hilarious at some of you are all holier than thou with your "i don't/won't/can't judge them"...gurls, that's what we all do with these guys, judge their hotness, judge what their dicks look like etc.

in here, we judge if you're not cool with that, i suggest you go elsewhere

>>22298 exactly. These guys are desperate to promote themselves, that's all they do on instagram.

I'm not even trying to shade him but what's wrong with his face?? It looks like he's got Britney-face syndrome: smiling but his eyes look dead and empty

>>26957 his boobs area looks funny, too, in that pic.

Gays are so quick to tear each other down. To all the bitter crying gays in here. grow up. I'm sorry these two guys are more successful, better looking, and from a higher gay social group than you. That's just life. They're way cooler and better looking than me. I don't care that these two have way better lives than me. Get over your own insecurities and post their nudes or get the fuck out lol

>>27273 ok virgin mary, you're better than everyone else here because you don't "tear down" other gays. surejan.gif

>>27273
If serious- your post was full of lol. If not- meh.

Those guys are obsessively posting provocative pictures (of any degree) because they love the attention- if they can't handle people's harsh criticism or magnifying their imperfections and aggressive use of facetune then they shouldn't post such narcissistic pictures.

They look pretty plain to me...and those donald burns faces aren't doing them any favors.

>>27273 these two love attention and everything looks staged and artificial. They can't even post ordinary holiday pictures that look like they had genuine fun. People would like them more if they acted more naturally. They're probably are good people with great lives but their online persona just falls flat.

>>27599 I think Rex is just not photogenic because his facial features look too exaggerated in photos. But he looks good on video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_FWuWF8NEs . I kinda like his slightly cocky, flirtatious way.
Ian on the other hand looks much better in pictures, but looks busted in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGM3zXzXxNk . He also acts way too femininely for my taste.

What a mess of a thread lol

These two are some of the lamest gays on ig, promoting the most random shit like that dating app no one uses or fucking department stores like we want to look like these basic af wonderbreads

Just post your fucking nudes so we can stop caring and move. <ake sure to crop out your faces, ain't no one want those things to ruin a good j.o.

where the nudes at doe??

Ugh! Kill this thread already. Seeing those gay faces nearly ruined my mood this morning.

>>32405 take your self-hate elsewhere

I want to see these two, doggy style, on each side of the bed, presenting hole, putting their arms around each other for support, while a line of daddies take turns pumping load after load in their holes.

I wouldn't mind being in the middle between these two hotties! :)