Archive/Dongs 2018

his ass is everything

would be nice to finally get a clear shot of his hole

Damn, the third pic looks juicy on This !!!! Anyone ?

Wow yeah there's no way we can't properly see his hole on that third pic unless he literally shoved a sock up his ass (which wouldn't be that surprising coming from him but still)

Did anyone subscribe to his page ? I truly think it's time we get a decent hole pic of him so that we can all finally forget about him and his oh so wonderful covers and personality

I've subscribed to several onlyfans and was burned every time.@ustin w0lf's is the only one worth subbing to.

Over my dead body would I ever give this feral, rabid-looking grifter any money.

He has a nice body, yes, BUT that face is just ugl... undesirable! I mean, he's just really good at marketing/whoring himself that he makes people wanna pay for his worthless shit. It's the "exclusivity" that he offers that tricks you into buying his, again, worthless shit. I say go hire an escort, a handsome one instead of paying for a stupid video. There are a lot, A LOT of handsome man with a nicer body than this guy out there.

BUTT if there is a free video of him out there, I would watch it still. As I said he has a nice body but he ain't worth shit. He ain't all that.

He knows for sure how to market himself. And he knows his slutty side and his ass sell. I wish he would do some porn though. I would love if the industry used him for some interracial stuff. Just imagine that ass with some good big black dicks (I don't know if he likes them though)

>>7310 I always got the vibe that he doesn't like anything other than white ppl (and sloths lol).

He seems a bit "special" to me...a little dab of autism or something? There's just something off about him.

>>7311, oh believe me, he adores black tops ;)

While I definitely think he's terrible on most levels, I still wanna see his hole so bad. He's been teasing for a decade at this point, I won't feel satisfied until I see it all and I'm probably not the only one on that. We already know they're out there, this LQ screenshot from the "I Lost a Bet" video alone looks glorious and hot, someone needs to come through and leak the goods so we can finally stop paying attention to him

NO TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY

Nothing worth seeing at all really could get the same stuff from a soft core porn mag. Boring

>>7756 So you subscribed to his page ? Can you tell us if he actually shows his hole on the third pic from the first post ? Or better yet just post it lol

He has such a gross jew face.

does he escort too or no?

No you don't

Whole page is a waste of time

There are over 3.5 billion men on this planet, all with asses. Move on from Bryan Yawn. And for God's sake, don't feed the grifter!

Damn :/

people want what they can't have so it's no use telling hawn fanatics that there's billions of other men on earth. it's the same reason everyone keeps bumping Mike Hoffman threads asking for the dildo video. or that Alex guy. all of these things are probably a snooze and not noteworthy, but gay dudes get so thirsty over the unobtainable (hence the prevalence of hungering after str8 guys). it's about the hunt and desire for exclusive porn rather than actually possessing it.

has everyone ever had him?

No one has ever had him. Bryan can only achieve orgasm by looking at his own image in the mirror.

Even though it's probably a weak video lol I'd like to see that video he did with Reese Rideout it still looks hot haha.. Hopefully that pops up soon

The "I lost a bet" one is still the raunchiest he's ever made

>>8781 Have a link for "i lost a bet"?

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have you actually seen it in HQ?

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the only version i ever saw was LQ on a torrent site (like literally someone filming their computer screen with a potato phone) and it got removed. afaik, the HQ $100 version has never leaked, not that i blame anyone for not wanting to share after they spent a hundred fucking dollars on a guy in reindeer antlers bouncing around on a ball.

Yes I have ! You can see most of his balls and there are some pretty decent hole shots in there as well when he really bends over. Obviously not worth $100 though lol

Somebody has to have a link?

Thepornfixation dot tumblr dot com/bryan-hawn you're in for a treat

Surprisingly enough I get where Bryan is coming from here though, I mean he's making so much money off of guys willing to pay a fortune to see basically nothing, why would he change his formula up ? As much of an ass as I think he is, he's been quite smart with what he's been willing to show and how over the past few years, I mean look at this sub still expecting a hole/cock shot lol

LMAO

So I went to thepornfixation tumblr and found no treats.

I believe the treat was seeing that he doesn't want poor fans only rich dudes with deep pockets, I think that tumblr was trying to show the real Bryan Yawn

Well I could have told you the real Bryan Yawn is a cunt. This guy is the very definition of a grifter. A while back he announced he'd be having a contest for 'best booty transformation' for those who bought his POS ass workout book (that he shills all over the internet under various fake screennames). The book's reviews are also all written by none other than Bryan Yawn. Try to be less obvious, mmkay Bryan? Anyway, first place was supposedly $5,000 and second place was either $2,500 or $3,000. I knew right when I saw him promoting this contest that it was a fucking scam & that he'd never pay out. Or if he did, it would be two friends of his who won. Well Xmas finally cam (when he was supposedly going to announce the winners) and nothing was announced. All prior posts promoting said contest were scrubbed from all of his sites. Just as I suspected, he was merely trying to get more suckers to buy his fucking dumb ass workout e-book. Grifter!

And if that's not bad enough, go read the comments under his Instinct.com articles (they repost his stupid Youtube videos on there for some unknown reason). There in those comment sections you will see this guy's real personality. He posts GLOWING comments about himself and his book under multiple aliases, and if anyone with a brain criticizes his stupid video (or his busted teeth, or his busted face, or his busted singing voice) he will attack--again, using an alias. Seriously, go to Instinct.com, search for Bryan Yawn and start reading the comments under each post. This is one sad human being we're talking about. Do NOT give him your money.

Oops, forgot to include this...the only proof I managed to save of his scam before he scrubbed everything. I KNEW I should have taken screenshots of it all! This guy needs to be reported to the state of CA for running a fraudulent contest.

Is it just me or this clown is starting to look like Michael Lucas? lol

>>11593 Lmaoooo I looked it up out of curiosity and he used "BigBootyNiggaEater" as a username to promote his book in the comments, I can't even ! Reminds me of that time he said he was channelling his "ghetto side" on IG because he had some sort of graffiti on his underwear, this guy truly is a mess.
Don't even get me started on that scam, ugh can we just delete this thread ? He does not deserve that much attention

Oops! Look what Mr. Snaggletooth forgot to delete under one of his Instinct posts. Anyone know who handles fraudulent contests in the state of CA? I would like to report this guy.

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bryan sucks, but by obsessing over him (like, seriously your comments border on stalkery behavior), do you really have the moral high-ground? just let it go, dude.

none of us are probably going to see his boring dick or mediocre butthole, but it's all these obsessive posts about his teasing that keep building intrigue. y'all are the reason he can charge $99 for him bouncing around in a jockstrap on fisher price toys. ever heard about "no bad publicity"? all these hate posts keep building more hype. hell, i even want to see his hole now b/c of all the hype.

if you really hate bryan, stop making posts about him. stop bumping posts about him (i'm sage-ing this one so it won't bump). take him off your google alerts and just chill.

Okay so he posted a video on Instagram that made it look like he showed his hole on his onlyfans page and I feel so bad for wanting to know if he did lmao, ugh I'm definitely not spending any money on him and if you have I'm not asking you to post anything you paid for but can anyone confirm if his onlyfans content is still a complete scam ?

I absolutely love that guys are finalwseeing this fake ass turd for the massive cunt he actually is. You barely see his pics reposted on instagram anymore.

Guy's are finally thinking with their heads and not their dicks when it comes to bryaaaan yawn... he has a smashed face that only a mother could love. His personality is a exciting as lesbian porn and even that gives me more of a thrill. The only thing this cunt is good for is a cum dump for all the old men who are just happy to be able to put their viagra to some use

Bryan Yawn, you're a cunt.

BRYAN YAWN HAS JUST MADE THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE...

the dumb cunt has deleted many of his youtube red videos. Everyone is getting a refund haha. He's screwed.... literally

>>13542 get a life you pathetic faggot

Holy shite. So many annoying faggots here. Just Leave Bryan alone.

Bryan is cute and his ass is EVERYTHING! 😍

>>13542 I think You are the biggest cunt I've ever seen lol you comment is annoyin af.

Given those last few comments were made at the same time... Hi Bryan waves

Damn, I thought we were finally getting something good with all those posts waiting to be moderated lol

I have the Alex video if someone has the hq uncensored "I Lost a Bet" video and wants to do a trade.

As someone who rook the risk and subd to his onlyfans. There's nothing to see byt the usual crap he makes.

He is a scam artist. He's rude and aggressive and rather dimwitted. There is absolutely nothing appealing about this guy. Go to pornhub and rub one on there. You'll see plenty of hotter ass and buttholes.

>>13847 Thank you, that's all I wanted to know ! Really thought he would at least be showing his hole by now

If everyone ignores the cunt he might get desperate and do porn

YAY Brian's finally made his way to these comment LOL! We knew it was only a matter of time, you self-obsessed grifter. Now that you're here, I have a bit of advice: Take some of your ill-gotten gains and fix that busted grill.

I bought his cheaper vids on youtube he's since deleted them. I was given a full refund. If you've purchased the pigs videos and can't view them or find contact youtube immediately. I wanna see this cunt disappear.

>>13975 I won't disappear baby. Forever and always in the limelight. How bout you? You disappeared in your basement a many years ago. How sad is that?

>>13960 show me a photo of your fucking ugly fag face then we can talk

Sooo will someone finally leak the "I lost a bet" vid in HQ now ? If you can get a refund while having bought it you might as well share it !

Yep. Bryan's ugly real self rears its head. What a sad existence you lead, Bryan. But props for finally posting as yourself for once. Making up all those aliases must get exhausting. Do you just pluck names from a phonebook at this point or how does that work?

Sad!

So now that we have you here, Bryan: WHO WON THE $5000 CONTEST!?

>>14016 when someone calls someone "ugly" on the internet, you know the caller is the ugly one. Show me a photo of your fugly face and sad body so that we could compare. I mean, even at my ugliest, I'm still miles and miles prettier than you. Stay mad sweetheart. Like what type of person gets angry, obsessed, and frustrated at someone who they've never met? A psychopath. I feel sorry for you. You're sad. Your life is sad.

The faggots her are just sad. Don't you have a life outside the fantasy land you created inside your sicko brain? I find it funny how some of you are calling me ugly when you have obviously jacked off to my photos and videos. Guess who wins? Me. Hahaha!

Firstly I live in Australia. So no basement.

Secondly. You can't call yourself better than me if you've had plastic surgery and ass implants. My ass is all real and gets more attention from the boys then your fake cunt.

You're just pathetic. Looks fade... even though you barely have any... You'll end up loooking as fake as joan rivers and just as bitter... fan bases crumble and all you'll be left holding is your ass inplants. At least when I smile I don't look like I've just killed someone or shit myself.

You're a sad old queen who belongs in a physch ward or retirement village.

BYE FELICIA

drops mic walks away with head held high. Something your fake ass can't do.

It's painfully obvious that practically every comment in this thread is posted by one guy with waaaayyy too much pent up aggression/imagination.

since everyone else is slamming this faggot. I hooked up with him once, worst sex of my life and he gave me an STI. He wanted me to fuck him bareback in front of a mirror.

I just can't get over that face

When he was born the doctor punch his mother in the face for giving birth to something so ugly.

This one is quite hot

Holy Fuck the SAVAGE of this post and the back and forth is way beyond a fucking 100%.....

>>14126 nobody would even come 5 feet near you, you fugly lying fag!

>>14126 nobody would even come 5 feet near you, you fugly lying fag! Keep on dreaming

>>14193 yum 💦💦💦

>>14130 cause you're obsessed with it that you keep on coming back and stalking him

>>14101 Bryan, honestly these haters are the same people who ask you if you want to escort. Keep doing you - they wish they had your platform and your body :-)

"He wanted me to fuck him bareback in front of a mirror."

Of course he did. That's what narcissists do. Patrick Bateman, anyone? And he has the nerve to call others on here psychopaths. Seek help, Mr. Hawn. You have a very clear personality disorder that needs addressing. No amount of ASS can ever make up for being so vicious and nasty. As someone pointed out above, someday those implants of yours will sag--but you'll still be vicious and nasty. BTW, do your 'fans' know you go around the internet calling people "fags"? Perhaps they should.

This guy is fugly, annoying and should piss off in all honesty :)

I've never jerked off to your pics or vids because I know what a nasty piece of work you are. Total turn-off. Yuck. Go finger yourself in the mirror while singing Miley Cyrus.

>>14100 I was referring to your real (ugly) persona, genius. Sorry that went over your head! I'll try and use smaller words and shorter sentences. But even if I was referring to your looks (which are unfortunate, btw) I still needn't upload a pic of myself because I'm not the one selling my ass online. You are. You're a one-trick pony whose expiration date has come and gone. Stay in school, brah.

>>14343 I don't hire escorts (no need to), however if I did I'd want one whose lips don't look like they've been put through a meat grinder.

I love how guts are slamming this smashed pineapple faced cunt and all he can reoky with is fugly.... bitch is as dumb as she looks haha.

>>14351 then why are you here? Why are you so pressed and obsessed about Brian?

>>14355 if you're calling someone ugly, you betta show yourself and not just hide behind your dirty phone screen, stupid!

>>14360 you don't hire escorts because you're poor and you can't afford to hire one. If you have the money then you wouldn't be lurking around here begging for free stuffs. Lololol

>>14351 cum here faggot and let me tear your ass apart. I bet you can't handle this big cock. You whine and whine and whine that I wanted to stuff my big cock inside your faggoty mouth so you could shut the fuck up, faggot!

I'm not Brian but you guys are either jealous or frustrated because you can't fuck and have him. If you see his muscular body lying on your bed naked, I'm hundred percent sure that you would go rabid over him and cum even you haven't touched him yet. Ahaha. Who cares if his face is average? I would still fuck him. Mmmmm

Baby Bryan don't mind yer haters/obsessed admirers. Message me baby and let me worship you.

>>14400 I agree and people telling his ass is fake are hilarious. I mean, have you seen how thick his thighs are? Thick thighs means he does a lot of leg workouts, which results to a nice glutes. People who don't workout, don't know that simple fact. These haters are just trolls really. They are those type of people who don't have a job, are sad about their boring monotonous life so they turn their energy on trolling and hating.

Bryan, don't mind these faggerts. They hate ya cause they can't have the life you have and you. So smile and keep shaking that ass for us your followers.

God please make this stop...

Bryan, you've conveniently ignored the question of who won that $5,000? Who won the $5,000, Bryan? We're waiting.

this thread is the reason why gay people don't have civil rights.

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Guess you haven't seen how men talk about/treat women then.

Damn, y'all are so extra, post his nudes and go or don't post at all

>>14424 I won it and he invited me to his small but pretty apartment--we had an amazing pizza dinner while watching Game of Thrones... He gave me lots of kisses during commercial breaks while I felt his thick and hard stuff with my right hand. I could vividly remember the smell of his cheap cologne... ooh that manly smell... that manly smell... all over me... his muscular body pressing against me... he kissed me again and again... he took his shirt off and the view of his glorious body... the flashing tv screen behind him... brought tingles all over my stomach and down to my now full bulge... he took my shirt off... I felt my body quiver... he pressed his lips against mine as he picked me up and took me to his bedroom...

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The bed was warm.. I could smell his manly sweat stain from the comfort of those white sheets pressing against my back... he continued to kiss me... he kissed my lips... my neck... my ears... down to my chest... my stomach... down to my cock... my very hard cock... I could feel his warm hand working up and down my cock... slowly but firm grip... he looked at me in the eyes while he slowly opened his mouth... he licked the tip of my dick... as he slowly engulfed me... I could fill his warm throat... I wanted to cum but not yet he said...

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He pulled me from the bed... he was so rough and dominant this time... I could remember that naughty look in his eyes as he said to me "my turn"... it was his turn to get pleasured... he went to nightstand and turned the lamp on... his bubbly ass was suddenly illuminated... he went on all fours... his head pressed against the cushion of that emerald bedside chair... he mumbled "come here and eat me"... I did... I spread his butt cheaks with my hands... his hole opened up for me... I licked his hole... teasing him a bit... his taste... he tasted so good... like strawberry chapstick mixed with this very arousing manly sweat... he was licking and biting his lips.. I could tell he was feeling so damn good... mmmm... he said... oouuuhhh...

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He guided me through his dimly lit room all the way to his bright bathroom... there was a tub... halfway filled with water... as he slapped my ass he said "I wanna fuck you there, baby"...

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The water was warm and smelled like roses and burned candles... I soaked my whole body in... he commanded me to put spread my legs open and lift and rest them on each side of the tub... he began kissing me again as he went in and joined me... he is now on top of me... his body pressing against mine... I could feel his fingers... his fingers slowly going inside me... in and out... in and out... and out... I moaned... and moaned as I shitted in the tub and filled the water with my brown stool... the corn kernels went out.... that gooey thing went out... it was a beautiful mess... then the smell became so unbearable that I busted a huge cum... and a sigh of relief... oooh! ahhh! oohhhweee!

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Bryan laughed and said "that's okay, baby". He cleaned me up and dried me... we then went back to the living room... Game of Thrones still on the tv... we sat on his couch... still naked... Bryan kissed me again... then his cock... his cock was so hard... so big... I could see a bit of his precum oozing out... he then commanded me to jerk him off... I stroked his cock until he came... he moaned and bursted a thick and warm cum... my hands were covered with his warm cum... he said "taste it, baby" and winked at me... He tasted sweet... Bryan was sweet... me kissed me again... we fell asleep... my head on his chest as I dreamt of Papa John's...

>>14459 damn 50 shades of gay: papa john's edition I nutted!! Lol. That was so erotic that I nutted like wtf! That was good though

>>14459 YAAS BITCH that was a perfect segue to all these faggoty drama above. Hahaaha

Grifters always disappear when pressed for answers, don't they?

Cricket...cricket...

>>14483 faggot, he sells his nude videos in exchange of money so it's not like he's just taking people's money without anything in exchange. Talk shit when ya know shit, faggert!

>>14483 here comes the problematic fags a-gay-n trolololol

>>14459 fucking LOVE this! 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

>>14483 crickets... crickets... is the sound you'll hear when you die bc you're a worthless fag who does nothing but stalk everything Brian does. Get a help sicko

Y'all crazy

>>14483 "faggot, he sells his nude videos in exchange of money so it's not like he's just taking people's money without anything in exchange. Talk shit when ya know shit, faggert!"

Oh you mean like the contest he ran requiring people to buy his worthless e-book for a chance to win a $5,000 prize he never paid out? Next time try reading a thread before inserting your foul-mouthed, ill-informed two cents. Actually upon reading your comment again I suspect you are Bryan. Anytime I see that type of rabid attack language in any of your various comment sections across the internet I suspect it's you over there at your keyboard frothing at the mouth. Why would anyone else be so vested in defending this grifter? So again I must ask you, since you just keep on dodging the question: WHO WON THE $5,000, BRYAN?

>>14539 I like how that troll, who probably is Bryan, is too stupid to realise his consecutive posts give away the fact that they are written by one person. He is a dumbo, isn't he?

>>14539 still you get an "e-book" so you get the thing you paid for. You're calling him "grifter", which ain't true bc you received something in exchange of the money you gave. Bryan baby is a gifter. Stupid! 😂😂😂😂

>>14539 you're a trOll. And I'm sure Bryan is not here anymore because his ass is busy jiggling it for the handsome rich guys.

Riiiiight. Because handsome rich guys are the ones who pay for sex. You admitting you hook, Bry?

"still you get an "e-book" so you get the thing you paid for. You're calling him "grifter", which ain't true bc you received something in exchange of the money you gave."

Uhh, no. When you have a contest or sweepstakes there are certain laws that must be abided by--one of which is that YOU ACTUALLY GIVE OUT THE PRIZE. What he did was illegal. And you really shouldn't be posting here if you're that ignorant.

>>14616 no, you're stupid.

Damn when did this thread get so long?

I wish he'd just realize he'd be better off doing porn and getting fucked on cam. That's LITERALLY ALL WE CARE ABOUT. Fucking hell, nobody is looking for workout plans. We want to see your hole fucked. Period.

And for the love of GOD, spare us your "singing".

Post the Reese Rideout video that he did with him please lol

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anyone have Bri@n Michael's onlyfans content? https://onlyfans.com/thbrianmichaels

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Bryan Hawn just posted dick on his only fans page. As much as I hate him, its fucking beautiful. A good 8 1/2 Should I post it here?

lol, why are you asking 'should'? let's see it

I saw it too. I hate that fucker, but it cock is actually really thick and pushing 9 inches for sure, I would ride that thing for hours no joke. I never thought he'd do it. Still in shock

It was a great vid. He was stroking it for at least 30 sec. saw some precum. Said he was gonna post the cum shot soon too

When I scrolled down on Only Fans. My jaw hit the floor. Man I started leaking instantly just looking at it. Just imagine taking turns fucking him with that huge cock and bubble butt. It's about time he showed it. He's literally tortured us for 5 years. lol

>>97214 STOP PROMOTING YOUR SELF

I saw it too. That giant vein that runs right down the center of his cock. I bet that thing can pump so much cum into me. YES GOD!

yep. It's official. He finally did it. I'm just trying to figure out why he waited so long? If I had a cock like that. I'd be whipping it around for the whole world to see. I came twice tonight thinking about that thick dick just popping my asshole and then thrusting inside me until he explodes.

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lol as far as I'm concerned these are all BH sock puppets trying to promote his OF channel. i'm not believing shit until i see it, and i'm not paying for it, joanne the scammer.

FYI, there's posts from newly created accounts on justusboys and lpsg shouting the same thing about dick pics. this is 100% hawn creating fake accounts to try to drum up some controversy and business. case closed. don't give this scammer money. he's not going to show you anything.

lmao at the shemeless self-promotion going on here

There’s nothing on his onlyfans except promotions for other pages. Am I missing something???

yes you are. He is hung as a fucking horse

We get that you hate him. But that doesn't give you a right to accuse everyone that loves him of impersonation. The guy has a huge following which means he has fans that like him. Deal with it. #facepalm

This hater needs a new hobby.
The dick pics are not posted you dumb ass, he sends them out in messages. If your not a subscriber than you don't get them in your inbox. But it sounds like you are not subscribed. So you basically don't know what the hell you are talking bout. I am subscribed!
He already sent a few out this month. Theirs a cum shot coming soon!

Instead of being a super obsessed hater writing shit over and over again.
There's a life waiting for you away from your computer dude, go grab it. lol
It's clearly 1 hater pretending to be multiple people hahahaha

ya. I got the message too. Just gorgeous cock!

You guys are stupid enough to get your information from some random forum filled with trolls.

If the information you are reading is not directly from one of Bryan's official platforms, then you are at your own risk of believing some dick head who has nothing better to do with his time.

enough said.

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lol look at all these comments lavishly praising bryan and shilling his Zzz OF page all left within minutes of each other. hmmm, must be a coincidence! is rent due, mr. hawn?

Anyone fancy sharing one of these dick pics?

I remember it looking big from his Anaconda parody, but seeing it fully hard was just awesome