Archive/Dongs 2017

wow, where did that one you posted come from?

Being constantly surrounded by those young meats no wonder he's gay... do they mess around though? ;)

>>80284
A friend of his took it and a couple of others - www.instagram.com/ambergianna

This guy is so smoking hot. He knows it too. Can't wait to see more of him.

Hot

>>80293
holy shit, seriously. i love wrestlers

anyone know what the triangle tattoo is for? jeremy allen white has one too

29635
He got it because he's a fan of Shameless and liked how it looked on White

>>80408 Seems like you know him personally. Do tell, does he get fucked by multiple guys or is he more of a romantic one-man type of guy?

>>80409
I actually don't know him, he mentioned the tattoo stuff on an Instagram Live chat he did a couple weeks ago.

>>80408
that's pretty funny

>>80409 According to his outsports interview he was still with his boyfriend of nearly a year, so my guess he's a romantic one-man kind of guy

>>80526

Or he was. People change. He might be out there manwhoring today.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't buy this. Seems like one of those tricksters who pulls the gay thing to get into a good school and job, regardless of how skilled he is(which he is fwiw), and then says he reevaluated life and realized he had feeling for women too.

This has become the new in thing.

>>80526

They broke up recently. (Your chance hoes) also hes not into hairy, beardy guys.

>>80902

Yeah, you're idiot. Why would an ATHLETE and one of the most popular kids in school come out for no reason?

Coming out doesn't grant you better opportunities..More like the oposite.

>>80904

Easy there, Dylan.

There are guys twice his age who won't stop whoring. Nothing wrong with a beautiful, fit 18 yr old guy spreading his cunt as he pleases.

>>80902

>Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I don't buy this

ok, you're a conspiracy theorist. and not even a convincing one

what is there you're not "buying"? i really don't understand what reason you have to doubt him

"one of those tricksters" can you name one? and who the fuck gets a good job because they're gay?

>>80526
In the Instagram Live chat I mentioned earlier he did say they broke up, but wouldn't say exactly why, only mentioning there was a third person involved, so he isn't exactly loyal. And the boyfriend doesn't seem the type to cheat, so I feel comfortable in assuming Dylan is the one who cheated.

>>80904
He definitely doesn't like hairy or bearded - in fact his tastes can be quite questionable. He's obviously attracted to a guy on Instagram who's 14 and not even an old looking 14, but a young looking 14, whose voice hasn't even broken yet.

Let me guess what's in store for this thread: endless bitching with no more pics or vids of Dylan.

>>80976
In fairness, all the good pics of him are already on his Instagram. Unless anyone has any private pics...but seems they don't

He has a second Instagram he posts some other pics on - some of them are of the 14 year old he's into, so you can judge for yourself - https://www.instagram.com/dylansspams/

Oh and his second Instagram also mentions him trying to hook up with a football player, and when asked isn't he dating someone he replies "it's complex" so nope, doesn't seem like he was ever a one-man type of guy, even when dating - https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIA0oihk1P/

He's clearly being much more of himself on the 2nd IG account. The interaction with the 14 yr old kid was very uncomfortable and cringe though.

It doesn't seem like coming out has affected his status as the cool, popular kid at school. Maybe he shouldn't give hints about who he hooked up with though lol 'Charlie' the football player won't be hard to figure out by gossiping HS kids. He must get inundated with offers from all the discreet/closeted jocks in his school and his area.

This guy is going to Columbia and fawning public and openly about some heavily underage kid.

It's a weird mixture of high achievement potential, while flirting with the most obvious way to fuck up his prospective career.

Lol and the 14yo mini queen is a 'pro incest' advocate, this is weird as shit! The guy is hot but is obviously a pedo, and the 14yo queen has seriously mental problems.

And on top of all that, the interaction between him and the 14 yr old seems recent, like November 2016. So you can't even argue that they started flirting when he himself was wayyy underage. And then there is talk about him going to the UK to meet him in the summer, them videochatting, etc. Lol he needs to be careful. 14 is not the legal age of consent, not even in the UK. He might not be touching him, but there is a crime known as grooming a minor.

Someone in the Chicago area's gotta have a pic of this kid's ass or something. There's no way he's not on Grindr or a simliar app.

>>81032
"cool, popular kid at school" - I actually don't think he is that popular. He posted to Datalounge for a while. Datalounge. You'd think a popular cool kid wouldn't have the time, but he spent hours responding to posts there. And there's not all that much interaction between him and real life people on his social media, not to the extent you'd expect from a high school jock.

>>81039
It's quietened down somewhat over the past couple weeks, as someone posted all the stuff on DL (since when every post about him has been nuked on there), but he was posting lovely dovey stuff until just weeks ago. I really hope he doesn't actually go to the UK this summer, that will look really bad. Especially given the amount of attention he's going to get from homophobes when he starts wrestling in college.

>>81041 Thanks for the tea. BTW how did u know it was him commenting on Datalounge? Ur right though, besides his interaction with his wrestling buddies (who seem to have his back), there doesn't seem to be that much interaction with many others.

>>81037
Do you have a link to this pro incest stuff? And yikes!

>>81043
He posted a Snapchat story confirming it was him.

>>81040
Grindr is 18+ so would be lacking in his types...

Lawd the tea is HOT and spilling! lol

I mean, not that it's an excuse, but this guy is 18. Talking to a 14 year old is not as inappropriate for him as it is for someone older. Of course if they were to have sex it would still be considered statutory rape in many (though not all) states.

>>81048 There isn't a state in America where the age of consent is 14.

He's in the U.K. Already meeting that 14 year old. Lmao.

>>81051 Stop! :lmaooo. R u being serious?

>>81052
No, he isn't

>>81052
>>81055

Is there another Dylan? Coz the comments.

They were like is Dylan coming. And I'm seeing Dylan soon blah blah...

>>81071
Oh, haha, yeah there is another Dylan, https://www.instagram.com/jackbutdylan/

What amazes me is, like, his friends or family who see him having this weird relationship with a fucking kid on the open for everyone to see don't tell him to cut it out? It's such a weird and creepy relation ugh.

He looks Neanderthal, tho.

>>81091

She does. I legit thought she's 5'0.

Shes chunky.

Who got the 4ch thread deleted? What happened?

>>81203
I doubt it was a case of someone getting it deleted, it just didn't follow /hm/'s rules - barely any photos were being posted (including a lack of six photos from the thread OP) and it just turned into a bitchfest.

>>81221
the threads on hm are getting deleted, and posters banned, for posting (tame, fully-clothed) pics of the kid. they have a "strictly no underage content" rule that's usually ignored, but I guess with the context they aren't taking any chances

The pretension of this kid if pretty astounding - https://www.instagram.com/p/BSSKDAVgHMn/

Literally wears glasses to try and look smarter. He's on vacation and at the start of it, posted a photo on Snapchat of the books he took with him. Complete with a pack of Lucky Strikes - cause it's so arty to smoke! And the pack was deliberately staged with the books, as if he thinks smoking gives him cool points.

If anyone cares the poem is the second photo at https://www.instagram.com/p/BSPvC59jwlE/

Also, on that account, given what's already been discussed on this thread, it's slightly disturbing to see how many kids he follows. Though maybe he just likes being around kids as it lets him feel smart.

Sorry but this guy is just creepy. I can understand him being cocky due to his phisique and going to Columbia etc. but seriously the ego trip and the narcissism is just astounding, not to mention how he hornily interacts with pre-high school kids.

He and Jackson Krecioch have started following each other, so won't be long till he's part of the YouTube drama set

>>82096
that poem wasn't half bad even if it's filled with cheesy cliches. fuck if it didn't make me fall for him a little harder, though.

>>82122
"Half bad" isn't good enough for Dylan! He posted one of his poems to Datalounge, and someone replied praising it, but also offering some constructive criticism, to which Dylan replied basically saying he didn't agree with any of the points and he felt his work was essentially flawless.

>>82117
The kids part is weird as hell to me too. I mean even if we supposed it was totally innocent (which it doesn't seem to be, but suppose) - so you have this guy, who clearly thinks he's some kind of intellectual and posting his poetry and so on, associating with tweens online? And not even mature kids, but typical social media type kids, and him then acting like them when he comments on their profiles and so on.

>>82124

>Dylan replied basically saying he didn't agree with any of the points and he felt his work was essentially flawless.

lol, well he's definitely a teenager. reminds me of how full of myself i was as a teen

Have zero shame in admitting the fact that his instagram is so hot it solved my morning wood issues, because damn that body is sexy.

>>82122

What are you talking about? His poem was awful

Everywhere I see this kid brought up, it's the same old shit. Not one goddamn remotely nude pic--not even a BUTTCHEEK--yet you fucks are on Dongs arguing about his poetry?! I've never seen such a heated obsession over someone who has shown and accomplished absolutely nothing.

>>82186
Take a chill pill dude

>>82186 halleloo

Because he's fucking hot and he posts yummy shirtless picture galore?

Wtf is wrong with enjoying a hot boy with a sexy body?

It's Dongs not mutherfuckin Dictionaries, post pictures not poems

His brother is pretty hot too - an "artist" living in Los Angeles - https://www.instagram.com/masongeick/

Has the same douchey arrogant vibe as Dylan. As does their sister too who seems to think she's incredibly hot when she's actually rather plain.

>>82271
wow, no wonder people hate gays. you guys are poison

Is it just me or at some angle his face is really unattractive?

His body looks great here though

Actually "really unattractive" is an overstatement by me, but he does seem to look less attractive from certain angles. Like this one, you could easily think it's someone else.

And yes, notice his hand and finger placement lol

>>82271
wow, no wonder people hate gays. you guys are poison

Lol looks Dylan found us

Not to sound bitchy - and I suppose if I had abs like that I'd do it too - but I am laughing over how he's tucked his shirt up in this pic

>>82308
god damn it, why don't we wrestle naked anymore?!

>>82315
Lol lol lol looks Dylan found us

>>82324
wow, no wonder people hate gays. you guys are poison

Lol looks Dylan found us

>>82323
LOL looks dylan Found us

He has really hot armpit hair and pits mmm

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSciPYrgMT1/

He seems to have caught the "pretentious quote with gratuitous picture" bug from this brother, though is funny to see his friend call him out

>joeyavocado: Pretentious. Disappointed. Calvin Klein.