Archive/Dongs 2017

Well damn, u are calling him out. R u sure that's not him? He goes to cruising grounds and many people vouch that it is in fact him. I dunno, would be a tremendous amount of trouble to go through to Snapchat fake pics as consistently as he does. Plus I've seen him SC in a lift with a girl etc.

I take that back. Ur right. Body and face do not match. Brenton's body looks nothing like that, esp as he has tats. Who the hell is this guy?!

Whoever he is, he is super smart. The pics are all edited in a way to not throw up reverse image search results. Brenton knows of him by the way. And yes on squirt people have confirmed a hook up with him, but on there, at certain cruising grounds he frequents, it is common knowledge the only true thing about him is he drives an Audi and has a fat cock. Similarities end there...

>>45989 Really? So he doesn't have the fit body he claims? On Squirt you'd think the bottom boys line up for him on the Heath and that he bareback fucks them one after the other and that they think he is an adonis. Sounds like he has nothing to do with his time.

If he had that body and face he wouldn't be taking random middle aged men in a bush! Regulars on here have confirmed he is a total middle aged catfish. I want to know who's snapchat he is basically copying on a daily basis to give this persona of a hot rich twenty something. When clearly he is a desperate middle aged average bloke with a basic Audi A3! ?

I know he's used pics of fitness model Tom Clark before

Thanks your right. All his pictures and videos of torso are Tom Clark.

>>46131 What's Tom's insta?

Ha ha ha

>>45973>>45973>>45973

Who really cares as I don't and someone is spending crazy amounts of time when they should be out hooking up as it's clearly visible on squirt that he is and getting plenty of it. I managed to join his Insta and just seen loads of photos but none says its him so who cares. Happy hunting

I do agree as this is on his Insta and does not mention its him. It sounds as if someone has been turned down by this guy, I would say the anno person who started this thread as its clear on squirt that this person exists and has a good thick cock and ok body as there's more than one person at different location in saying they have been with him.

This is on his Instagram page as well.

His squirt page ad is very horny and some of the postings on some pages says he's got a muscled body, big cock and fucks. It only took me 20 minutes to take a look around to say some people have meet him and some say he don't show. Sounds like he is having a good time whoever he is.

The first photo of the guy with the hat on and the bottom photo of the cock sticking up is not on his Instagram as I've checked as I have followed that proflile for at least a year. Also the photo of all the naked men is not on his Instagram either as that is from Ash Pawsons Instagram who I also follow.
I think the person starting this is either Mr1Audi himself wanting more attention or someone who has there facts wrong.

Yawn Yawn BORING This man is far hotter.

I agree it's nothing but BORING tosh. If you don't like the person just move on to the next one as plenty more penis out there and just this one.

Well said and for someone to go to all this trouble over a few photos get a life and move on. I thought this was going to be some thing interesting but seems some troll sitting behind a screen with no life.

Message to 62095 I think you are really the guy in the pics as no one would go to all the trouble you are. Sounds like you are some obsessive stalker who needs to get a life pal. There is life passed theses computer screens you know. ?‍?‍?‍?

How about him

It took me a while to find this as you did not post the link on squirt. Why write all over squirt expecting people to bother on there. I've seen him on Skype so you say he's a catfish. You just a loser.

Sad Prick it must have taken you ages to submit all this. If you haven't learnt by now theres a thing called photo shop!!!

Who the hell cares. You sound like one of them trolls that hound people sitting behind your pc. Idiots like you needs to have your internet access cut off once and for all.

It's brill the reading of all the above. I know him and have been fucked by him a few times and you will now assume I'm fat and middle aged which I am not. I've text him and told him about this and his reply was thank them for keep promoting me as it saves me doing it.

This is all just rubbish. I have seen that guy fuck a 20 year old blond boy outdoors 2 years ago and that body is definitely his! He said with his own mouth that he is 1Audi, as he was back then. I'd always thought he was just a myth until I actually saw him. . Every time he posts on Squirt that he is turning up somewhere, the quality of the bottoms that show up at whichever venue is staggering! Dude is just a sex phenom and the OP cant handle it

And if u follow him on Snapchat, you'll remember the series of snaps he did a few months back where he met a guy for sex. He posted a series of videos with him gettin his dick sucked and fucking the bottom. It'd be pretty damn difficult for a catfish to convince a guy to jump in an Audi, take a video of himself fuckin a bottom, drive back home and send it to him; and that the catfish victim just so happened to live in Norwich as well?! Give over mate. Yes it was hard to believe at first, but once u follow him u will know the body (at least) belongs to him.

Has anyone been following his periscope account as he seems to post the sexy videos on there now. His snapchat has been more normal videos though saying that there was a snap 2 weekends back of him fucking a girl with another guy which was superb.

https://www.instagram.com/tomm_clark/?hl=en

Oh my my my

Who gives a shit Boring

That a new photo of him diff face as well

The latest photo is not him, it's a lad called Dan Lewis from England who I follow. I follow the Audi guy and theses photographs that have been posted are not on any of his social media. A bit of silliness flight on here.

This Mr1Audi guy is insane, and just some old fart that gets off on roleplaying being hot on the internet. It's not that infrequent but still pretty sad.

Btw, if somebody reading this is surprised about how many posts are defending such an obvious fake here, guess what... it's probably him writting all of them. He probs googles his own alias several times a day, and also it's very likely that he steals a lot of the pics he posts as his own from the malegeneral boards.

I thought from the hot face pic this thread was going to be more interesting than it is about building up someone's profile. The fact you are all talking about him makes you dudes as sad as him. The dude that started this with the quote Help Needed is crazy if he seriously thinks people care. Don't waste this board filling it with building people's egos.

Thanks for the posting guys. I love you all as I sit here with the offer of cock and more cock. Enjoying your wankimg guys as you sit here on a Sunday morning with no cock action. I love you all and ha e posted a lovely photo for you all to wank over me.

https://www.aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/aids-timeline/

It's like an episode of Towie about penis.

Some right nutters and obsessive stalkers on here. Is he name Barrie as it says on his periscope?

Lol at all those replies from Audi 1 himself. And yeah it's been obivous he's a fake from the start, just look at his Snapchat, it are all uploaded pictures from internet with wrong sizes.. People who fall into his trap.. yeah can't be sorry if you're that dumb.

If we all just report his Twitter account as its a known catfish, we'll get him off there in no time. Sicko

I'm so glad I'm giving you all something to do and talk about Keep going boys and no cause I won't report this and get it removed as some are saying. It's fun reading all your replays you said fuckers ha ha ha

http://www.bcmj.org/articles/silent-epidemic-male-suicide

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2759110/Double-muscle-Identical-twin-brothers-matching-44-inch-chests-thanks-identical-exercise-regime-diets.html

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11304428

Whenever I see self-deluded mental cases like this MrAudi I wish I had specialized in psychiatry.

I see how all you cowards are posting on this as anonymous and don't put your links to your social media and jump on the band wagon. Nothing but cowards hiding behind a screen and are much worst than this guy who can't defend himself. There was a link posted on squirt and that member has now been banned hence ive found this and as this site is for cowards who It seems has seriously issues this will be the only time I visit it here and you need to start posting on squirt and Grindr where you can't remain faceless and anonymous but you won't as you are cowards with no life. Please don't respond that I'm this guy as I'm not but when such idiots like yourself start to flood the boards on squirt it's my time to have my say.

I see how all you cowards are posting on this as anonymous and don't put your links to your social media and jump on the band wagon. Nothing but cowards hiding behind a screen and are much worst than this guy who can't defend himself. There was a link posted on squirt and that member has now been banned hence ive found this and as this site is for cowards who It seems has seriously issues this will be the only time I visit it here and you need to start posting on squirt and Grindr where you can't remain faceless and anonymous but you won't as you are cowards with no life. Please don't respond that I'm this guy as I'm not but when such idiots like yourself start to flood the boards on squirt it's my time to have my say.

You very much can be faceless on Grindr btw.

I will say one thing though, I'm unsure of the situation. I've had my doubts for a long time "if it's too good to be true it probably is" sort of thing.

I think the only way Audi can put the accusations at rest (if he's even bothered) if by taking a picture posing in a way suggested by users here. Something obscure like holding a fork or something, you know the deal

I doubt that Audi man is even bothered as on squirt on Monday night he posted at a location in Norwich and some people responded about this on there saying what people wrote and some other members put later good to see you tonight so I think he's genuine. I've seen that the mention of this on squirt has now been removed by the moderators.

Spoke to 'mr1audi' on snapchat and he said he hadn't posted on here so I'm not quite sure that apparent post by him above is real.

This is definitely an interesting scenario

He was all over squirt and Grindr last night in Norwich and i spoke to him on Grindr as my m8 tells me he is genuine but then he went off. Later some guy posted on squirt it was the biggest cock he had taken and was the best fucking he had ever had. There was no mention that he was not the person in any of the photos, the person that posted on squirt I don't know to chat to but have seen him around so know he is genuine. All a mystery but that's what keeps us writing on here.