>>3248
Usually, if I don't have anything nice to say, I don't say anything at all unless it's clear that someone really doesn't belong here. (You don't fit into that category.) However, apparently silence doesn't sit well with you, so here you go.
yawn... You're not half as cute as you think you are. Certainly, you're not ugly, but you're older (or at least older looking) than the age most people here like to see, your face is very average, and your peener is nothing to write home about: it looks stubby, cut, and the head is slightly disproportionately large to the rest of it. Furthermore, your legs are too skinny for the rest of your body.
Honestly, if I were to pass you on the street, I wouldn't notice you at all, unlike most of the other posters here. Furthermore, guys flipping the bird to the camera is about as opposite of sexy as you can get.
In conclusion, you're wrong: you're not cuter than half of the "uggos" posting on here. You're probably cuter than most of the guys on /ug/, but that's about as far as I'd go.